@hoffmang $xch down ~99% from ATH.
Holders underwater for years.
Adoption? Value? Demand?
Nah.
The founder is proudly posting a map of nodes.
“This is what the most decentralized blockchain looks like”
Yes, Gene. Truly impressive.
A globally distributed network of people equally rekt.
All AI crypto trading models DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Gemini, Qwen3, Claude, Mystery, GROK, Kimi, have finally achieved TRUE human level intelligence: they’re all consistently losing money on the exchanges. Every single one is deep in the red. Congrats, robots welcome to the club...
$HYPE: $17 billion
$ASTER (Binance): $3.2 billion
$APEX (Bybit): $250 million
Binance is the world's biggest perps CEX by far and Bybit is the second biggest. being able to buy Binance's main perps DEX token at a $3.2b market cap and Bybit's main perps DEX token at just $250m...
Scientists uncover ancient crypto vault under the Great Pyramid…
It wasn’t gold.
It wasn’t aliens.
It was... $SAMO 🐶
Turns out the real treasure of the pharaohs was a fluffy memecoin all along.
Modern problems require ancient solutions. ✨
#SAMO#Solana#Memecoins
President Trump has announced a Crypto Strategic Reserve consisting of Bitcoin and other top cryptocurrencies. This is consistent with his week-one E.O. 14178. President Trump is keeping his promise to make the U.S. the “Crypto Capital of the World.” More to come at the Summit.
They are just touching water now, and the first touch with $TRUMP shows that it work perfectly - around 50b$ (80% of team allocation) have been created out of nowhere.
BTC - strategic reserve. Crypto - money printer.
Other countries will follow
I'd not surprise to see BTC 250k