ThatVividSmoke

Soulfool | 3AM Writer | Cinephile | Triviawhore | Drug seller | Collecting raindrops in my hoodie..

[ThatVividSmoke @Soulsurfer4325]

@paraschopra We are a cheap internet reel hogging country. Majority is watching exactly same content and passing it along.
Happening with all travel iterinaries across world. All are watching same content to reach same location to again make content of same location. Perfect loop!

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@Shahrcasm Neft and RTGs is for recurring large amounts required by non regular folks transactions.

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@trdessai Mumbai suddenly woke up to a "benne" invasion.
This city never accepted bangalore style dosae, now queueing up for butter loads.
Young Gen driven SM alogos did what good food culture could not. Even old guards like Kamats are betting on benne.

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@amitkilhor The clash is between airport authorities(Sarkar) and airlines more, that's why the noise and hype. (NMIA is expensive)

Passengers ko itni izzat koi nahi deta. For them main issue is lack of public transport. Avg cost is Rs 2000 + 2 hrs.

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@thetrickytrade @soulenoid Check out the Da Vinci level "Innovists" other brands too.

The Legends sold all to L'Oréal.

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@seriousfunnyguy Side effects of Filmy Bhakti.

Hamari bhakti bhi ab social media inspired content h.

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@priyashmita Guess you haven't seen our overlords cavalcade.
Even CM looks poor at times.

(30+ cars and Z+ security)

Ambanis fly on roads faster than ambulances.

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@MarioNawfal Public Presidential Bribes are called "promises" by Propoganda Sepoys now.

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@gauravsabnis 7eleven doesn't work in Japan or Thailand coz it's a basic convenience store. They are a whole ecosystem, they localise, innovate and address local products and solve local problems at highest quality.

It was an absolute
bullshit job done by reliance here.

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@PuneDistrict Absolute flying load of bullshitjob done by reliance on 7/11.
Selling coleslaw, paneer tikka sandwichs to a generation who are making Korean noodles and Japanese sandos at home.

Zero localisation. Zero innovation

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@nehaGurung1692 Holy Smokroni.. I thought Anime India Mumbai was peak.
This? Pure multiverse. Unreal
My NE brethren built a whole different league. ❤️🫰

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@mayurjani Now this will get viral globally. Congratulations brethren.
Vishwaguru of reels.

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@ANI Face fully covered, the fake leg injury.
Police so incompetent zero effort even in faking stuff.

Cancer in the DNA.

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@PreetiChoudhry Govts and Police which breeds goons aka potential rapists as comrades will eventually create an ecosystem which then will bite and stab them back.

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@Its_mY_Tweetz @mainbhiengineer Crazy! This was a global event?

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

Rahul Gandhi could not dent PM's image with a bulldozer. Modiji's own men are doing a better job.

A comic act at Rahul Gandhi’s Chhatron Ki Goonj in Indore yesterday has BJP leaders sweating this morning. Pulkit Mani on stage did Modi’s “My friend” act, the hug-diplomacy routine, the coin-trick-with-kids bit, and even the chair-for-an-elderly-woman heeheehee. Rahul khikhikhi-ed along. Shameful! That's how some CMs reacted. Union ministers called it disgusting. Dharmendra Pradhan, gone from the Cabinet for not giving answers to students, said students deserved answers, not political theatre. An insult to the PM, more chamchas chimed in.

No Rahul Gandhi can damage Modi's image like his sycophants do. No comedian can roast Modi harder than his own men do.

Just two days prior, his 76th was turned into a cringe fest by his own team. When a simple RT was demanded, they performed full aarti and stuffed 76 kg laddoos into his face on a portrait. 76 batuks poured milk into the Ganga, havan, yagna, what not. Some composed Sanskrit mantras, literal worship, Ram-like god language. Cute, wholesome, society WhatsApp group energy. Except it gives us Turkmenistan vibes in a nation that already admires the man like it rarely admires anyone outside the desi cinematic universe.

Admiration is democratic. Dugdhabhishek of a sitting Prime Minister is North Korean. Or, at best, South Indian, where hero worship has a place, but it's outside a multiplex in Chennai on a Friday, not as theatre on DDU Marg. The line between sycophancy and psycho-fancy has blurred.

Politicians are not perfect. Ennui is allowed. Granted. Modi has had a solid run, third time PM, charisma intact, still the most popular leader on the scene. The man is already larger than life. He does not need fan fiction, chalisa chaploosi, or Om NaMo Namah coinages.

At this point, he should sue his so-called supporters for misuse of name and likeness, for turning his bhakti into daily theatre. Instead of pushing Rahul and a mimic into a Streisand effect, the BJP needs to mute the people doing Om namo NaMo namah. The IT cells are already in a meme game fight. Don't supply more material.

Politics is enshittifying in real time, and the mockery wave is only loading. 2029 is still distant. The party can survive it. The BJP needs its own apparatchiks to stop cosplaying as unhinged Modi majnoos on main. Jai ho!

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@MahuaMoitraFans That's Ambanis car bhai! Wo stay, drop off sab dete hain.

Marna hai to maro bhai, but hagte mat raha karo subah shaam.
Indians ko waise hi sab free internet chomu samajhte hain.

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@Stocktr94122911 @F_Alrajhii There is no grand plan here.

Enough nincompoops in the world to do this for free.

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@kkstau Tau 98% of these 20 ppl are resellers and servents buying for others.

Apple just organically makes this a marketing moment across world by just standing and clapping while they enter. Brilliant.