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They're a little bit country. They're a little bit Rock-n-Roll. Imagine if Fletwood Mac came out NOW and decided to do a country album, that'll give you an idea

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@Crypto___Bully @personDotName @DavJeff123 @Thedukeofno @tiffanyandsadie @Travis_in_Flint Tell that to 1988

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@TheEricGoldman If they can bring Chris Hemsworth back from a jugular shot with pulsing arterial spray followed by falling 200’ into one of the most polluted rivers in the world in Extraction 2…I think Woody and Bo can leave the carnival and find good ol’ Buzz.

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@Scaramucci

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

And just like that, conservatives had confidence in elections again

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

Donald Trump is the only president in history to lose the popular vote twice.

He is the only president to be impeached and lose reelection.

He is the only president in 28 years to lose reelection.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Joe Biden is leading Donald Trump by 3,940,934 votes. He has the most votes of any presidential candidate in history.

In almost any other democracy, Joe Biden would have been the clear winner days ago.

The Electoral College is a sham.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Hint: it's also a synonym for TRAITOR

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

There is no reason why the networks are not calling Pennsylvania for Biden right now. Anyone who knows the state can review the data, follow the trends, and know he will win the Keystone State by tens of thousands of votes. Call it.

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@nachosarah Change the mattresses...you know they were peed in.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I don't know, but it sure seems to me like not calling the race when the outcome is obvious in states like PA and NV gives the president more time to spout misinformation.

[deray @deray]

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@strydermookmutt @katrinalaw

[Chesapeake Shores Home @chesapeake_tv]

Preview + Sneak Peek - Christmas with the Darlings @Carlo_Marks @katrinalaw @hallmarkchannel https://t.co/b887dUmBG9

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@pattonoswalt Gesundheit.

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@caitylotz It's the Rona comin' to get ya, Caity. Don't let the Rona in.

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@mguggenheim 100%

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@vincentdonofrio @YoYoYoYoshi Gary is GREAT.

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@howroute @NairaPropeller Subsiding. Stop inciting panic.
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