Riley

DEEJAY | DOG BREEDER | MUSIC SCHEDULER

[— don @dracosrevenge]

being comfortable with not meeting every woman’s expectations is part of being a happy man.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think genuine people often assume everyone else is genuine too.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The whole world is after Africa’s resources, but Africans are only focused on going to heaven.

[Son Of Anarchy @__QlintDwayne]

The one time you break rules to accommodate people, you end up finding out why you shouldn’t have done that in the first place, in a rather harsh manner. People move funny out here

[K24TV @K24Tv]

"We are not going to consult citizens. This epidemic does not require any consultation."

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

adults hate the truth, so they call it disrespect 😭.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Uber, Bolt - Cabs and Bikes zimejaa NIS sai

Mostly Kalez 😉

Wana gauge mood of the kantri

Be wary of conversations with or while IN them

Payuka tu, it is your right but if I were you, kaa nyuma na ujipe *shugli*

Especially when paying with your Mpesa after ride comrades

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If you hear bad things about me, it means I'm alive. People only talk good things about dead people.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Gents, there are proper ladies out there who were raised in a peaceful loving households

[Nyeleti✨ @Nyeleti0606]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Sometimes you come into someone’s life to show them unconditional love, and they show you why ur love should have conditions.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I hope my mom stays with me long enough to experience the kind of life I want for her.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I’m an observant person, and most times I know what is going on, but I also enjoy playing dumb and watching people lie.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[sy @seezyou]

The first law of power – Never explain too much.

[by @beyoumf]

sometimes you gotta be disrespectful to show them how respectful you have been

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

It kills me inside knowing I have to act cold to protect myself, when I’m actually the sweetest and clingiest soul you’d ever meet.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Nanyuki right now is the new IRAN. It's a warzone.

Hata wamejihami mavazi ya msituni wakimbize raia.

Just because of saying NO to Ebola?

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Ever dated someone who vanished after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. Just clean silence and a peaceful exit like you were never part of their life.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

People hate when you are not stupid