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@andrade21 Why are you so greedy? Isn’t an entire lineup of them enough for you?

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@MasonHorodyski @WEWS I have lost all faith in this man. He just vomits out word salads on repeat

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@ZackMeisel @ByJasonLloyd A CF hitting .157? Our offensive problems are gone! Great work, @DolansThoughts #thrifty

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@HardenForSpida Agreed. He’s not a superstar anymore. We can’t tear the roster apart for him.

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@ralphdampson @borattles @Invisibl_Hand @Zaccornelius_ Buddy, the tweet I screenshot was from yesterday, which he also said was the day. Can you read?

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@CommanderFiji00 @borattles @Invisibl_Hand @Zaccornelius_ No, it isn’t. Scroll down in his timeline.

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@borattles @Invisibl_Hand @Zaccornelius_ That tweet was dated yesterday. That’s two days in a row of saying “today” is the day.

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@borattles @Invisibl_Hand @Zaccornelius_ The tweet was from yesterday.

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@AustK14 Wouldn’t that logic also apply to every other team? If all of the rosters are set, how come he hasn’t signed with Miami? Or Philly? Or Golden State?

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@Invisibl_Hand @Zaccornelius_ He also clearly said that yesterday was the day.

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@BBallGround Narcissistic

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@AcrossCavs He said the same thing yesterday.

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@BigJakeCLE Maybe Wednesday at the 10th anniversary event for the 2016 team?

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@Xwobalover But he’s as talented as Mike Trout!

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@mellow_nie91 This guy just said he was going to the Heat like two days ago.

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@sixersjumper And I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who said LeBron’s close business associate follows an ice cream shop in Minnesota. LeBron is totally going to the T-Wolves.

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@nasin @IAmJohnAles This seems to be the point a lot of people are missing. He looks incredibly healthy and vibrant in these photos. So why no video statement, especially in light of all of the controversy? You’d think he’d want to put it to rest. But he can’t, because he’s being laid to rest.

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@_Shady23_ @KingJames I will say you have not wavered AT ALL this entire time. It must be a pretty good source