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[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

all of my insane near-death stories from my teens happened when I left the house. computer never tried to kill me

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

this has been a very funny 8-month-long prank but can I have a job again please

[JenTCG @jen_tcg]

my opinion about Universes Beyond and Magic’s story is similar to how I feel about Dark Souls actually. I play every Fromsoft game without paying much attention to the lore, but it would be *incredibly* jarring if Dark Souls IV came out and featured a Spider-Man villain as a boss

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@dokibird it's not my favorite wall to bash my face into, but it keeps happening

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

there are millions of gay people and zero Charlie Kirks

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

Gay people get an entire month but Charlie Kirk gets nothing?

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@hausofdecline @suchnerve bayou-style, hell yeah

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

no no, I definitely asked Bungie to make an extraction shooter.

[Blu @trulyyblu]

No one asked for Bungie to make an extraction shooter. No one wants Marathon.

So many people been asking for Bungie to turn the ship around on Destiny for years. So don’t be surprised @Sony when you get major back lash for years cause you shut down the golden goose. Instead of properly investing in what Bungie is good at and known for.

Do you know how many people been WAITING for a destiny 2 sequel??

Destiny is just a better game.

#WeWantDestiny3 #SaveDestiny

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

how life feels lately

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

getting laid off has been a lot like this

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

Massachusetts being hated by the rest of New England for being correct about New York 💅

[滿帖子乖謬之言觀汝似有瘋症 @remmettmaxwell]

@spellgage my home state of new jersey uniquely answered "everyone" when asked what state they liked the least

which just

it makes me so proud you know

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@notseelen @KhleoThomas nah, it would only be shorter if this was X-Ray's keyblade

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@Trikky05 @clarityysix pro tip stop fucking doing that

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

I've been holding my tongue, but there is no way to spin how ridiculous this is. Six months of a content drought versus day 3 of the second season

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@kathrwn squid pro quo sounds like how you get disqualified from a splatoon league

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@HJoshington @NatureGirl_21 @liziestar have you tried just not fucking the grocery store?

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@strawhatJM @uranoutofluck brother that is straight up what happened. are you stupid?

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@agripepsi @Timstillherelol say through and then enough

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@navinquisition @Y40IFRQTTING @EleonorGil59745 STANLEYYYY

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

everyone talks like a jackass

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Tell me one bad thing about this game.

[Soup @SoupTimeNA]

@CancelThisPod @MarkBadMan @isolatedrook is this your first time seeing that phrase? are you that sheltered? he got glib response because he gave a stupid answer, simple as.