Postmen-Apostle

Some people call me the Piano Cowboy

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Time flies.

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

@Megatronic13 @Rachel_Crumley

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

A 9 year old girl just told @Rachel_Crumley "I'd tap you all day and night"

[samantha @milkygoddess]

can’t the bread go get itself for once i’m tired

[cowgiirl aquariius 🤍 @jstradforever]

Bartender: “leave it open?”

Me: “nah, close it”

*5min later*

Me:

[hunt @huntahh]

lumberjack snakes be like “slither me timbers”

[Space Explorer Mike @MichaelGalanin]

You promised me Mars colonies. Instead, I got Facebook. - Buzz Aldrin, Apollo 11 moonwalker.

[Tommy Christopher @tommyxtopher]

Trump on offering $1 million for Elizabeth Warren's DNA test: "I didn't say that." This is him saying that:

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

bitch no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[Blake Azevedo @B_Azevedo24]

Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

WebMD is like the modern Oregon Trail:
-My left arm aches a little
-WebMD: You have died of dysentery.

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

@NoLimit_Nic @rollingricker

[🚩🚩🚩🚩 @NoLimit_Nic]

This is currently the funniest video on the internet don’t @ me .

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

@SpongeBob @rollingricker

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Hinga dinga doergen! #LeifEricsonDay

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

Oh my God, Danny Devito I love your work!

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

On Wednesdays we wear pink

[Postmen-Apostle @SousChefJeff]

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it is "It's October 3rd."