James

this is where I come to try to be funny.

[James @SouthAsianJames]

@piersmorgan

[James @SouthAsianJames]

@retromiso what was it attached to?

[GARLOTIC @garlotic]

?????? !!!!!!

[mi ♱ @retromiso]

fiyonki

[James @SouthAsianJames]

at the mall and this dad told his kid who was trying to run off to stay close otherwise “this uncle” (me) would kidnap him????

[🛸 @tufthug]

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

[jawsawn @Jawsawn]

just a light snack before bed

[James @SouthAsianJames]

@retromiso hehe

[James @SouthAsianJames]

Hypervenoms sold out in 4 mins, my money is safe 🥲

[James @SouthAsianJames]

Nike & Adidas are relaunching the boots and footballs from my childhood and I can’t promise I won’t be bankrupt after the releases 💀

[James @SouthAsianJames]

Nike & Adidas are relaunching the boots and footballs from my childhood and I can’t promise I won’t be bankrupt after the releases 💀

[James @SouthAsianJames]

@retromiso I luv u

[James @SouthAsianJames]

*starts football after the longest layoff*

*injured after 2 weeks*

[James @SouthAsianJames]

pizza places should really sell fries too

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Day 8 of eating scrambled eggs

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

son: *counts to ten*

wife: good job

me: (smugly) eleven