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@fesshole And we all know what ear wax tastes like? Right kids 👍

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@gbitj What’s Gok Wan done to upset you?

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@fesshole Did you get a peck on the cheek?

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@glam1961 @archer_rs And then he went on to become the worst PM we’ve ever had. But Johnson’s long gone now.

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@bushontheradio I always understood the lime was to keep the flies out of the bottle. Putting on a pint glass seems somewhat redundant

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@fesshole Could have been worse, spending a fortnight in Halifax

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@bushontheradio Use a tin opener thingy, just to pull out the side of the lid a fraction and it will break the seal, but you can still use the lid.
I’ve tried everything else and that’s the easiest

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@bushontheradio Hamburg is a great place. Did you go to the miniature wonderland?

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@Tim_Burgess @chris_hawkins Pet Needs supporting Frank Turner and The Lottery Winners supporting Shed Seven

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @absoluteradio My money’s on The Wurzels.

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@fesshole And your wife is the correct twin?

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@bushontheradio Nay

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@bushontheradio Mr Blobby

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@bushontheradio

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@RyanHigginsUS @Panayiotou17 @JasonReidx @Fortnums Because humanity. That’s why

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@StandUpForTrmp Z

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@bushontheradio My parents had a haberdashery stall in there for a few years when it opened, must have been early 80s. My first job.

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@SickOfEverythi6 There’s a huge thread online somewhere about celebrities and what they were like off camera. Cilla was pretty much panned by everyone who mentioned her. She did smile at me from the back of a Roller as she went round Hyde Park Corner though.

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@EricLDaugh Paying for his library? Colouring books are about £2.50 in The Works.

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@kelvmackenzie I cannot understand a Brit wishing this. Just can’t get my head round the thought process.