Good Ole Boy

Southern by the Grace of God

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God forbid a White man care about his country.

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We loped across to Arkansas
I whooped her brother and I whipped her pa.

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Bout a month ago we got rain for the first time in months and this oak started creaming. Havnt been able to stop thinking about it since.

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@lettyappreciatr The entire algo is fucked lately, if you even hover a post for too long your whole feed is consumed by that topic.

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@911truthwarrior The warm times refuse to end because I actually have time to hunt this year.

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@BmNation My buddy had this exact thing happen to him once, he can finally rest knowing he doesn’t have the absolute worst luck of all time.

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@TheeMortiDon Lmao that’s nuts but I get it fr.

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The masculine urge to deny your wife’s requests that you go to the hospital.

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@howlingwario Nigga fucked Weird Al.

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My heart hurts when I cough so if I stop posting I died from a sinus infection.

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Nigga, it’s over.

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@911truthwarrior

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@911truthwarrior Watch your top knot.

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Got kicked out of the local hunting expo cause I called a guy a faggot for taking his deer to a processor.

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@_B1G_D4DDY He ended up eating the whole thing lol.

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My 2 year old, who loves pizza, upon being given the pizza he asked for “no I no like pizza!”.

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I remember being born here and having all knowledge of our flora and fauna transmitted through blood memories and knowing them all instantly

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Fuck you @sonicdrivein can’t even order goyslop without getting gambling ads shoved down my throat.

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@HowlingAnderzin @HowlingBateman2 The house? We’re milking this coonhog on the front lawn.

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@EvilHowlerGrim How to get a faggot to fuck a pussy.