Good Ole Boy

Southern by the Grace of God

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Starting a game review blog and giving every game without rape mechanics a 0/5.

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@b0newalljackson Lone star tick got me on my ankle today. No telling how long it was there, it might be over.

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@Otto_Olson88 Ouch! Hate that, hopefully it heals up quick for ya.

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5. I am under attack.

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Gonna try to keep track of every tick (that actually bites me) I find on me this year.
2026 tick count: 1

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@Otto_Olson88 Alpha gal is what scares me. How you liking Georgia?

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@911truthwarrior Arkansas is badass when you don’t have a yankee in your ear saying it sucks.

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@b0newalljackson Life imitates art

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@MaxWithNanos They’ve been extinct since the 1890’s

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No bullshit I killed one of these with a BB gun when I was like 9 in NE AR.

[Roland Gunn 🇺🇸 @RolandGunnTN]

Andrew Lytle notes that the heights of the Cumberland Mountains were home to great flocks of “Cumberland Parrots” at the time of settlement. Another name for “Louisiana” subspecies of the Carolina Parakeet, sadly extinct. Imagine…

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@MaxWithNanos Bored.

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@Otto_Olson88 That song must sound like what Sabrina carpenter does to women.

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It was hot in the summer
Cold in the winter
And we always seemed to have beans for dinner

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@schpoonhammer Odd looking beans

[HowlingHank Frassle @randomfCKnuser]

Omw home from work i noticed a white guy selling those kool-aid pineapple things out the back of his ford ranger

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@AncientcyREDUX

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@DamielBernaldo Real

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Are you winning, son?

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@NazgulRapist @911truthwarrior Without fact checking I’m fairly certain at one point it was the per-capita aids capital of the world.

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@randomfCKnuser @csa_appreciator You should be barred from office if your father is the national ambassador to a foreign nation. Surprised that angle never took off.

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Why are they always walking on the highway?