HowlingBateman2

Psycho/freak

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

Love my fans

[Sleazy @wiggakingIV]

Haters said I'd have to take the durag off for my Driver License photo. Guess what just came in the mail, pussy n1gga. You do what you can. Sleazy do what he want.

[HowlingTrevor @HowlingTrevor]

> Me after finding out ten years later that my first victim blocked me because she was, quote: “Rąped better by her cousin.”

[HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge]

How it feels getting driven to work by your mom cause you’re on your 3rd DUI

[HowlingAnderz @HowlingAnderzin]

@HowlingBateman2 Not as well as this but I try

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

@HowlingAnderzin Beautifully written

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

Showed the retarded kid “hood bitches twerk off compilation” and the next day he showed up to school in a gold chain and a durag.

[HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge]

The YNs that hang out around the gas station let me hold their draco and gave me my own shiesty and said I can start hanging out with them on Thursdays after work

[HowlingGrimes @Ligmanutsdaddy]

YOU PAID FOR THE WRONG SURGERY NIGGA

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

@HowlingMeyers @HowlingBR2049K @HowlingAdultery I’m at least a 5

[HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge]

Going to a sneaky link riled up that I am finally going to get some action after being out of the game so long and she waited till I walked through the door to tell me that she actually wasn't home alone and that Chris Hansen is her Uncle. Life throws funny coincidences at you.

[HowlingAdulterer @HowlingAdultery]

My least favorite part of sex is all the paperwork I have to fill out afterwards

[HEMORRHOIDICLES @SPEEK_UP_LIBROL]

MOMMA IN THE DEMENTIA YEARS WHEN MY SISTERS HALFJIG CHILDREN WOULD COME BY FOR THANKSGIBBIN

- sent from Marlboro Mail-In Rewards Leather Jacket -

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

@HowlingAdultery This was the first step to brainwashing you to be gay

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

Showed the retarded kid “hood bitches twerk off compilation” and the next day he showed up to school in a gold chain and a durag.

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

@HowlingAnderzin

[HowlingAnderz @HowlingAnderzin]

Showed my boomer grandma that one of my posts made it to Facebook. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and told me "congratulations faggot"

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

@HowlingBR2049K @HowlingAdultery The worst part is idk if this was me or not

[tom seckinger @Citizendivided]

I think it would be funny if we voted for democrats. In unrelated news, I upped my dose of estrogen today.

[Evil HowlingGrimace @EvilHowlerGrim]

Some of yall should try being a man for Halloween, you’ve been bitches all year.

[HowlingReplicantGosling (EVIL) (NEFARIOUS) @HowlingBR2049K]

Imagine being a little 9 year old nigga in the projects in 2002. You were lucky enough to rent Shrek on DVD. Your auntie starts rubbing your shit when Smash Mouth starts playing.