Southern Sex

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds.

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Got asked to be the date for our Arkansas viewing of Romney. $10,000 dinners. #longhairdontcare

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@_Ragetweets following me?! #frattastic

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I wish I was the girl who never asked questions, cause then I'd never find out the lies.

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"Would you like company?"
-No not really.
"well fuck you too!!"

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I get bitchy when I don't get my way.

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"You can't always believe what's written on the stalls." #ew

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I only flirt with the guys wearing short shorts at work. *shorter the shorts, quicker the panties drop* #southernsex

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Being told "you were amazing last night" and getting the coveted frat shirt of the year as reward. #southernsex

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I can't stand when girls wear Sperry's past freshman year. #findsomeclass

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"Oh, I was gonna ask you about #sigmachi then I remembered you're a girl." I think I should have rushed a fraternity? #oneoftheguys

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Tried telling a guy I won't have sex with someone that's not my boyfriend. He then asks Me about other sexual favors. #takethehint

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My roommate keeps trying to sleep with my sigma chi. Him AND his friends already turned her down... #roommateproblems

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@urbaniteproblem @trophywives totes did this yesterday!! With homemade cookies for after! http://t.co/NtO9ZPBK

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Doctor said "being small is fine, very rarely do fat people get skinny."
Momma says "keep getting kid's meals." #skinnygirlsolutions #size00

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Halloween IS coming up... getting back on zoloft and adderall to look amazing in my costume. #skinnygirlsolutions

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Dressing super sratty for my new Kappa Sexy beau

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"you don't need to drink the whole ocean to know it's salty..." No.. But you better finish your jack and coke

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I totes forgot that I bit my knee last night... #gonnascar http://t.co/mjgrBryf

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I dreamt that he woke me up with sex... Then I woke up and he was still sleeping :/ #southernsex

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I would rather you like me for my looks rather than my personality. #southernsex