Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody)

Southwest Airlines customer service, just kidding.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@CROWRDREAM @SouthwestAir I’ve never seen an uglier mf in my life lmao

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@mikeferrari88 @InfamousLucia @anshelsag @stickermule Says the guy who retweets fake cash giveaways.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@LarryBe52100070 @wakeupusa You cunt.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@CourtneyJGiANT @SouthwestAir Why are you still complaining?

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@airlines_Help5 @CourtneyJGiANT Bro, don’t try to be me.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

Nice one @NewEraCap way to jerk your dicks off about consistency on that new commercial. Why tf do I have 8 hats that all fit different? Twats.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@rwalsh532 This is an excellent question, I believe the answer lies within you.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@Shoxie75 @SouthwestAir @PointsofLight @fly2midway You should take some deep breaths and relax, then realize that no one cares and take responsibility.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

When you destroy corporate property you put the power back in the hands of the working class. #southwestcarea

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@dinomitedan4 @SouthwestAir Stop complaining on the internet bro.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@kimberlymccabe @SouthwestAir I prefer phrases like “get over it” and “get a life Lmaoooooo”

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@grannysurgeon @SouthwestAir Glad we could help!

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@lookwithlaura Could be years!

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@SouthwestCR Good job sweaty!

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@labradoryb @SouthwestAir They all come back.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@SanAntoGuera Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@kellyclark85 @acevonjohnson @USDOT @SouthwestAir No one said you had to ball out like that, just sleep in the terminal like everyone else. #richdickheads

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@PomonaDez Clusterfuck City: population 2

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@Mike_Conrad @SouthwestAir We don’t want you back.

[Southwest Customer Service (its me, parody) @SouthwestCSRV]

@PropelMyVision @SouthwestAir Lmaooooo, whatever bro. Enjoy being spineless and complaining on the internet.