James Barnes - ||Parody||

History got most everything right, except the fact I have tits. @ApplePieSoldier @FrostedSoldier and @IcedCapCaptain own me. #BoonieBaby

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

"I'll do what I want, 'cause this is my life."

✮ #James

✮ Avenger. Protective. Recovering. Opinionated. Sarcastic.

✮ PTSD and Nightmare Sufferer.

✮ Polyamorous

✮ Forever with @ApplePieSoldier, @FrostedSoldier and @IcedCapCaptain.

✮ Author: @BoondockBaby

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

Stay the fuck outta my DMs unless you're @ApplePieSoldier @FrostedSoldier or @IcedCapCaptain!

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier It's not silly, I love it. [I smile, brushing my lips over his and wrapping my arms around him as I lean into him]

You make my heart flutter, Stevie and I love you so much. How did I ever deserve you and our guys?

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Peeks around the kitchen corner at @ApplePieSoldier and grins]

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

You can try, but dead men can't do shit. So sit the fuck down.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

Maybe I should finish what your Bucky started.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

Maybe someone should sit the fuck down.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier [Blushing a bit as I slowly make my way to him, peeking over his shoulder and grinning]

Wow, Stevie... [I murmur, kissing is cheek when I come to stand next to him] I love it... You did it just for me? [I muse and look at him with love in my blue eyes]

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier You know I am impatient.

[I snicker and lean against the doorway as the hologram I had on my arm fades and leaves me in just a night gown with bare feet]

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Licks his cheek] You taste like apple pie. I may have to nibble a bit.

[Steve Rogers @ApplePieSoldier]

[Catches her and has a smug as hell grin on his face as he catches as many of those kisses as possible]

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Tackles him and kisses all over his face]

[Steve Rogers @ApplePieSoldier]

Yes. Though I'd rather have kisses.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

Could I interest you in some bread?

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Straddles @ApplePieSoldier's lap and nuzzles all up on his neck and jaw before purring in his ear]

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Throws a towel on him]

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @SinfulParagon]

[Hip thrusts at] You’re welcome!

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier Jump out of planes with no parachute...[I tease softly against his lips and give a playful nip before I pull back to look at him with a grateful smile] I've be lost without you and our boys.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

#NewAvi

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier No worries, I am all yours. Forever and ever. [Nuzzling the crook of his neck and smiling one more as I let him sway with me] You are one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier [Wrapping arms around him, I kiss him softly and hide my face against his neck] Yeah, that is areal good thing or we'd have issues.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier [Blushes and bites lip softly] You are gonna turn me into a tomato, Stevie.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

Guess it's time for a fucking avi change.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier couch. When he starts in on my feet I give an approving moan] I missed you too, we all did. [Chuckling softly] Had to come home and make sure you didn't run off with no other cute brunettes named James.

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

[Lays on the couch after getting home from a mission with #Frosted and #Iced, my tact gear on the floor and stuffing a cookie in my mouth] @ApplePieSoldier

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @SovietIce]

@ApplePieSoldier Maybe, but he knows I call him a dumbass outta love. You know how it is, I have to give him a hard time... I have seventy years to make up for. [I chuckle softly, my lips still tingling from the kiss as I watch him circle around and sit on the--