Sawyer Hayes

I love being myself

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

Say what you will about Chuys
One thing is you’ll never fucking leave hungry. Jesus

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

I was pulling up to this song drive through finna let them HAVE it, then resorted to “matter of fact where everybody from?”

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

The TALENT in this torchys right now is astronomical

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

I find myself yelling be fucking for real at inanimate objects

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

You can try and fit in or you can admit that bud is the best substance

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

Bruh if one more shawty walk in front of my eyeline I’m gonna get mad. Women too fine these days 😤

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

Calling it now Cleopatra Coleman is going to be the next it girl actor in Hollywood just wait

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

I’m literally about to read fan fiction about someone getting two hours to watch their show

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“Now I see why it’s only $6.99 it’s just a one patty ass bitch burger”

[Liz @lzreads]

Drake is Rupi Kaur but for dudes

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

F9: The Fast Saga should be in a museum

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

The whataburger sign going from “pray for Uvalde” to “DP shake yum”

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

If @Sethrogen bought 100,000 acres of land somewhere and did like a cult vibe, “work for your place in the kingdom” kinda thing I would drop everything and move there.

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

@zoehaye Yea well I did enough adderall to kill a pony and tried to teach this kid that went to middle school with me that the Bible is false in my dream so

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

When an influencer you have a crush on posts and says” wyd wanna hang out today?” Does anyone else swipe up and say yes pls mami or just me?

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Sometimes When I nut I will see a high-speed discovery channel type of montage go through my head.
Like 2 seconds of cheetahs, land, and different bodies of water

[Sawyer Hayes @SoyerHayes]

@pitchfork Buena Vista Social Club!!!!! Amazing production and addicting Transitions

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

Do people not realize Kia ain’t the same Kia anymore. They got some nice ass cars. And maintenance is affordable.

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2018)

Cinematography by John Tanzer
Directed by Todd Biermann
From the episode “Mac Finds His Pride”
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