Space Colony ARK

The first bernal sphere space colony, called ARK...

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

Bzzt bzzt "Self Repair program initiated"

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt-
"To the GUN Cadet who asked for a Jack'O Lantern grin painted on the ARK's face for Halloween and the superiors who didn't INSTANTLY veto the idea, who is that for? Looking like the Death Egg's Grandfather? Ew..."
-Bzzt-
*but it's a space colony, it doesn't have feelings*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt- "Hello there!" -bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt-
Can confirm from up here, this Total Solar Eclipse is NOT caused by the "Egg Moon" moving in front of the planet in a perfect geostationary orbit ala Sonic X...
-Bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt-
Yes, the lines on its "face" underside does almost make the ARK look like a floating giant metal pie. Yes, it is Pie Day. Please refrain from biting the Space Colony ARK, however.
-Bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt- I'm baaaack~
What up what up, can't believe the club's this packed,
Slow up slow up, wait how'd the ARK fit into a club?
-Bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

. . .

*for reasons totally not provoked, the G.U.N. is immediately announcing it will be using the ARK's absolute POWER HOUSE of a Power Plant to begin Eggnog production. Capsule Room express delivery sold separately*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*No, the Space Colony ARK nor Eclipse Cannon will step on you, please stop asking*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt- From up here the populace looks like same. Sure would be nice if they treated each other with the same level of sympathy then. But what does it know, The ARK is just an inanimate space colony, it can't tweet. You are reading a work of fiction. This is a daydream. -Bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

@Jet_the_Hawk *you could be mean to this space colony all you want to and it is okay, because it is just a space colony* ... *AMC PaceARK Wagon for the win*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*why did G.U.N. insist on turning the Eclipse Cannon's exterior into a giant Christmas Tree every year this time? Decoration, or to cover up and contain the Cannon? After all, G.U.N. is far above cover ups by now right?*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt- Emergency. Emergency. Early detection systems negated. Orbital threat detected. Initiating anti invasion protocols. Sending necessary warning and threat messaging to first response teams. Sending secondary messaging to any pocket of resistance-abled groups after -Bzzt-

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

Why yes, yes the Space Colony ARK's sensors and orbital position did in fact mean, it could keep tabs on the Death Egg in silent.

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

Bzzt

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*the solar eclipse did look rather dandy from up here too. With this view, the world seems too at ease to be troubled, like the colony too*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*Could be this planet's hero

except it cannot it is a space colony, come on now, jeez*

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

-Bzzt-Obviously Cubot refers to this inanimate Space Colony, as the other birthday-Bzzt-

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Stephen Hawking places deadline on humanity leaving earth: 2117: https://t.co/qWaPgrn1ah @Spacecolonize @SpaceX @SPACEdotcom @SpaceColonyARK

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*Egg, GUN, or whatever drones were available the ARK sent them out in a rough semi circle formation opting to guard it's "face" side* #DNEgg

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*The ARK's defense cannon's could not reach the Black Arms' Warships, but it could send out several squads of G.U.N. units to invade* #DNEgg

[Space Colony ARK @SpaceColonyARK]

*has a magnificent metal mustache(6 wings) and still won't be mistaken for Eggman*