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[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Asteroids, inhabited planets and other bases should be expecting a hail of hot molten glass showers over the next 3 to 6 days. So just remember; that shimmering twinkle in the sky probably isn't a magical shooting star. It's shrapnel coming in at mach speed.
#weather #spacemart

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

The store was really active this week and their is probably some drag from the system. Jenny's screwing with it to make it work. So. Keep by your broadcast array. It'll come in clear soon enough.
#spacemart #podcast

[Space Mart @SpaceMartCast]

Due to some unforeseen events, this weeks episode of Space Mart might be coming out a little later than normal! Thank you so much, and we’ll get back to you all in a jiffy!

See you soon space nerds!

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

It's worse when they have 3 heads and a moronic naming convention and request.
#retailproblems #spacemart #wedontcarrythat #dearcustomer

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Good to know the signal is reaching everyone.
https://t.co/8ER2lnHd1W
#spacemart #broadcast #podcast

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

A Mysterious, Powerful Force Is Flinging Radio Waves at Us from Deep Space https://t.co/WX0nsxLM7t

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

IDC what Benny says.
His name is Steven and you have to love him.
#spacemart #podcast #drama #retail #coffee

[Space Mart @SpaceMartCast]

Benny makes a new friend, frog people enter the picture, the sun talks and says nasty things, and Kal has to clean it all up once again. Were you thinking of Dancing Queen? https://t.co/XLmuIpbb1M via @YouTube

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Oh. Just wait to what comes back. From what I read. It was a riot.
#spacemart #timelines #spoilers #theuplifting

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

NASA's New Planet Hunter Begins Its Search for Alien Worlds https://t.co/vwG9eZVUmZ

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

WHOEVER LET THIS ESPRESSO MACHINE RUST AND KEPT OLD GROUNDS IN THE WELL NEEDS TO BE SHOT INTO THE CLOSEST STAR AND LEFT TO BURN!!
#spacemart #CoffeeLover #Retaillife #espressomachine #hisnameisbredon

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Benny said the new broadcast should be bouncing around broadcast points next Tuesday. (If you have a Tuesday in your zone). For now though, I think they have some of our other broadcasts cataloged if you didn't catch them before.
https://t.co/flYlHdHOeG
#spacemart

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

I dunno about the rest of you. But there is something about the view of the major city grids from Phobos.
#marskid #spacemart #retaillife #homesick

[Hubble @NASAHubble]

This time-lapse animation shows #Mars rotating over 43 minutes. The video begins with the moon Deimos traveling from right to left as it orbits Mars. Then Phobos makes an appearance from the right before disappearing behind the Red Planet’s shadow: https://t.co/QPtqgAlfJ3

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

When screaming children at work remind you. You need coffee.
#retailproblems #spacemart #coffee

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Dust storms are a bitch, but. You can always catch a good wind and get around the whole planet in one go.
#homesick #marskid #spacemart

[NASA @NASA]

Chasing storms on Mars? Yes, that’s a thing! Using our orbiters, scientists can study storms that put enough dust in the air to completely cover the Red Planet. Here’s what we might learn: https://t.co/QvJuCL1JAG

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

You ever have a customer that is instant on having medicine for their kid. And no idea what is in it. But insist it is some crazy organic stuff. And you just give Purple All-Quil and they act like you found the Holy Grail?
#allquil #spacemart #retaillife

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Some called it love. I said freezing your bodies together is weird and creepy. Making your corpses doesn't make it art. It makes you a weirdo.
#wedding #artnouveau #carbonite #spacemart

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

KAL seems to be determined to get a new flavor every day. Today. I think I saw them taking honey, and cupcake paper. For quote. "A hint of earthy flavor."
I think I'll let Benny test this one.
#retaillife #spacemart #newflavors

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Weddings are strange, and family is stranger. Though, it could be worse. I could have a crush on a plant.
https://t.co/HQWoP4NtJi
#retail #wedding #spacemart #callout #hazelnoot

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Found this floating in the store. Don't really know what it means...
#spacemart #podcast #retaillife #space

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

“Being a barista is not just coffee making, but about educating people about coffee. It’s also about dealing with assholes and bitches who have no self awareness.”
-Sean William Brown

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Caffeine in the air ducts is great and all
But I would kill for a good espresso. I wonder if I have any beans left in my bag.
#espresso #spacemart #caffeinejunkie #Retail

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Most times it's The Computer being an asshole. But. It's still weird. https://t.co/XtENyPdKs5

[Amber Clark @RainesDrop13]

That moment you’re alone in your store at 0530 and things start beeping ... #creepy #nobiggie

[Space Mart Employee Lounge @SpaceMartLounge]

Ah. Sometimes I miss the old red ball.
Don't worry. It gets better whenever times catches up. I think.
#marskid https://t.co/DR9SdHw3Rh

[NASA @NASA]

What can you see in July’s night skies? Enjoy the sights of Mars as the Red Planet is the closest to Earth since 2003.