John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks

🎚Audio engineer; 🎙Radio drama earthling; 🎲Dungeon Master; 🐾Father to critters

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

"Thoughts and prayers" would work if telepaths and gods were real.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

I hope the @FBI will use this information to put @jack behind bars and finally close the case of the I-70 Killer.

https://t.co/t0Sv8MgYiX

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Since apparently this is okay on this platform, I have discovered that Jack "@jack" Dorsey was a serial killer back in the '90s.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

He was a little shorter then, being only 15 years old, and he took his pubescent frustrations out on vulnerable young women.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

https://t.co/gr5vzTCiGn https://t.co/zaeBbhCipr

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Meet the bizarre geoduck. It’s a large clam whose body doesn’t fit into its shell. (Image: Gunnhilduur)

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

I saw an exposed nose in public today and was taken aback. Nature is healing, etc.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@thejenna Please please tweet your TNG experience episode by episode.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Grandma Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@GlennJacobsTN Try turning a human life off and on again, Glenn. #GOPdeathcult

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@ShaelRiley I read it as a quintessentially American four-word story:

Kim, Jon, gun, dead.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Hey if you trust Donny, drink bleach.

Please.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@BradJMurray You know what they say: "It's 1511 somewhere."

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

When the pollen count is this high, I don't go grocery shopping. I go gross-air-eShopping.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Mathematically, abstaining is not the same as voting for Trump. I'm not defending it, but get your facts straight.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@krisstraub Strong Taika Waititi energy here

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@ShaelRiley These mothers tell their daughters that @beefyness is such a nice man.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

@BradJMurray @mharoldpage In that case, let me add my fuel to the tank!

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

What chunderdunce called it "sweeping" and not "broom for improvement"?

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

In Project Runway season 17 (2019) an Indian contestant named Kovid made a South Korean-inspired outfit featuring... a face mask.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Asking for a few billion friends.

[John “REMAIN INDOORS” Shanks @SpaceRangerJ]

Hahaha, fuck all these old white bastards https://t.co/ldRDNXnB9L

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

The lunch with Rand Paul that Mitt Romney is referring to usually includes all Republican senators & is hosted by Mitch McConnell.