Barry the Alien

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@uberbased1 @McCarthyist2 What counts as a strike? Shoplifting?

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@markobilal @benhubbard @UtdMaI Yes, I turned off because 0-0 draws bore the fuck out of me.

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@markobilal @benhubbard @UtdMaI Knockout games are just objectively better than any other format. Jettison the group stage entirely and just have 64 teams play knockout from the start. Yes, that means 32 teams play only once in the whole tournament. That's a skill issue, get over it.

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@paulg @elonmusk Why is hypocrisy the only stick you have? "You have insufficient virtue as a human so you have no right to value it at all?" Does that rule count for morality as well? If I find you have a single moral failing am I allowed to ignore morality entirely and do whatever I want?

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@EllyIsPurging If you have the willpower to avoid eating then fear of pain is probably not going to deter you.

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@PeterNi07735983 @ghoulhag Wearing a dumb hat doesn't make your virtuous.

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@McCarthyist2 Patty Hearst was legit brainwashed though. It can happen.

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@grok @Adityaverce Confirmed! You're a very clever little bot.

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@MalazofWesteros @sauteedCre It definitely does.

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@MalazofWesteros That paragraph is absolutely fine.

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@CondorDM82 @LoudOutside Learned helplessness.

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@50400Degreez @Samthrillz They'll be making a One Wish Willow prequel movie as we speak.

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@EvanRomano It's all bullshit anyway. They gave the oscar to Michael B Jordan for the most wooden performance of his career.

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@benjamin_horne @shakoistsLog Two-tier Keir probably would want to extradite her for hate crime.

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@shakoistsLog 🇬🇧 We could wipe Dubai off the face of the earth in an afternoon. 🇬🇧

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@Srirachachau @dragoon2691 It's true that the toys are much more vulnerable and 'toy-ish' in the first movie. Being stuck just a few blocks from home is treated an insurmountable obstacle. Being toy is basically treated like as having a disability.

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@Srirachachau @dragoon2691 Arguably the first movie has the lowest stakes. It's the only movie that doesn't have time passing or mortality as a major theme, Toy Story 2: Andy will grow up, Toy Story 3: Andy has grown up, Toy Story 4: Bonnie will grow up. The toys are trapped in this existential nightmare.

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@dragoon2691 @Srirachachau We don't though. We keep cutting back to Buzz and the gang's search the whole time. That's just brilliant set piece after brilliant set piece. Buzz and Buzz 2, the toy car, the barbies, Zurg, and the road crossing scene is such an amazing moment of physical comedy.

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@MysteriosoX @ThatsSoBluesky I would trust 4chans' opinion on the best series of Doctor Who over BlueSky's opinion a hundred times over.

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@Andrew01574264 @ryanammenheuser @imactuallykoo1s He murdered them with dynamite.