X Bert

Everybody knows this is nowhere 👣

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

He left the warm bosom walked out into a cold rainy night the hailed cab ignored him his wallet was missing her light was off #Brexitnoir :(

[Flight Emergency by AirNav Radar @FlightEmergency]

Jet2 flight LS155 has just landed in Tenerife after an earlier divert to Shannon due to a disruptive passenger 👇

@RadarBoxCom

[Laura Marie Bailey @LMBaileyWrites]

There’s a tiny deer??? In my garden???

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@OpinionsHaver @anon_opin Nay lad
https://t.co/lbzRyJIsrh

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Single Market Garden.

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@angrypiln So 9 in 10 will survive the Spanish slug invasion? Probably because they found a bag of salt..

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@anon_opin Find a bookies, grab a coupon and say you're going to analyse it on the toilet. Grab 50 of those little pens while you're there.

[James Dart @James_Dart]

It’s just a super cut of Ange, mate

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@RealTimeWWII There are thousands who would join an armed Neighbourhood Watch group even now ..

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

Driver indicates on a roundabout? Is this CGI?

[Michael Laird @Laird_ofNowhere]

@angrypiln "We've come to see the Northern Lights."

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@Sir_H_Chiselton @anon_opin Haha yes used to get a lift to football in 70s with feller who had hay bale in boot to stop it sliding on cornering, #Norfolk .. beautiful looking car though James Bond stylee 😎

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

How do I buy them a drink?

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

The 70s is a world far, far away ..

[Flashbak.com @aflashbak]

In Space No One Can Hear You Squeal: Sleazy Sci-Fi from the Seventies - Flashbak https://t.co/U6Rn7A4ts9

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@fesshole They say never keep a toothbrush in the bathroom .. this is another level up. Congrats, you are ingesting your own faecal patina, I prefer a dash of HP sauce, personally #eatshit

[Grace @graceyldn]

Just seen this on TikTok and I think I’m going to have to rewatch Life on Mars someday soon. One of the best shows

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@Fat_Jacques @InfraJournal @MapsGroup Don't even mention the nose-picking... 😱 #bogeys 🤮

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@TheLynnNews https://t.co/ndboverQTH

[The Sopranos Quotes @TheSopranosQ]

“Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.” - Tony Soprano

[Kate Levchuk @KateGoesTech]

Putin’s 🇷🇺. Vote for Stability 😁

[X Bert @Spacebeak]

@RichNeville A car made out of chocolate? Is this the future?