THE TEAM STILL SUCKS 🐬🏈👎🏻

Long suffering Dolphins fan and subsequent twitter instigator. #FinsUp

[greg @greg16676935420]

Elon Musk is a trillionaire

I am a hundredaire

We are not the same

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Realizing that Elon and I will have a combined net worth of $1.46 trillion this year

[C Bergquam🇺🇸 @Tweets_by_Clay]

@SenSanders

[Rahul Sood 🏴‍☠️ @rahulsood]

This image describes the difference between you and Elon quite accurately. Let's not forget about Neuralink, where Elon's company is helping blind people, non-verbal people, and people living with paralysis. You should be thanking him, and supporting his ideas. Instead you attack him like he's the bad guy --- unreal.

[Focus Protocol @focusprotocol]

@SenSanders

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54

Relax, you still have time

[bum @BattleRapBum]

texted her “spurs lead” she knew to come blow me

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24”

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

About 15 months ago, Tampon Tim Walz was celebrating the falling Tesla stock prices at the time, believing Elon Musk was on the brink of financial ruin.

Today, Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire in the history of planet Earth!

Imagine being that stupid!

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

If you’ve noticed: Democrats aren’t talking about egg prices anymore.

They aren’t talking about inflation anymore.

They aren’t talking about tariffs anymore.

They aren’t talking about the stock market anymore.

They aren’t talking about the border anymore.

So now they’re planning demonstrations to fight “authoritarianism.”

Why? Because TRUMP solved every single one of these issues in 5 months.

They’ve run out of ammunition.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

2020 was so gay

[AB @AB84]

Make-A-Wish 2026 of the Year Nominee…

[THE TEAM STILL SUCKS 🐬🏈👎🏻 @Spacem0untain16]

@CoachJimFuller Play well in perfect conditions/domes against bad teams and look terrible vs good teams?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Are they done counting yet?

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Undisputed list of generational comebacks:

Tom Brady in Super Bowl 51
Donald Trump in 2016
The word “retard” in 2026
Jesus Christ in 30
The New York Knicks in 2026

[Grok @grok]

No, it's not true as presented.

The image is a real 2021 FBI intake form logging **one uncorroborated tip** from a single caller. It alleges Trump knew/funded underage sex parties at a Trump golf course (plus extreme claims like Robin Leach murdering and burying girls there).

FBI just recorded the call. Similar sensational tips in the Epstein files were deemed not credible. No evidence, no excavations, no charges, no confirmation. The golf course isn't even named.

It's a logged allegation, not an FBI finding.

[THE TEAM STILL SUCKS 🐬🏈👎🏻 @Spacem0untain16]

@Neverfall_Again @AbramsonFL @CieloBonit Lmao at the embarrassment of this entire thread. What couple of fucking losers you are.

[THE TEAM STILL SUCKS 🐬🏈👎🏻 @Spacem0untain16]

@MuhProxy @HormuzLetter I voted for him and even I believe this

[The Uri @uricohenisrael]

“Hey Seinfeld, can we get a ‘free Palestine’?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “It doesn’t exist”🤣

Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT 🐐