Spaceman Eddie

Unfair to the Imbalanced. I'm annoyed, therefore I am. Motivational mime (Let’s Go!). Perennial Bumper Car World Champion (ret.)

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As a (skin tone)(country of familiar origin)(religion) (gender identity)(generation)(level of education)(class level)(occupation)(infirmity) sufferer and proud (philosophical school of thought)(party affiliation), I can state unequivocally that everyone else is full of shit.

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@sevdaloji 43

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@bamagirl_4_eva 3E between Michelle Obama and Donald Trump.

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@METAVERZUZ Layla. A 53-year-old earworm.

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@OleTimeHardball Favorite? The 2nd best speech giver in Philly sports history. A champion. Makes 2 NY teams cry.

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Now that summer is here, a LPT: Avoid swimming and skydiving schools rated 3 stars or less.

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@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash True.

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@BBGreatMoments Hall Of Famer. And that might not be tobacco.

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@BBGreatMoments Pencil him in at all 9 positions

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Double play

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@PollSter_Mike1 Marathon Man

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@UTD_Seth001 I disagree, but Vini stated his case beautifully.

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@uscfan981 Haesicks2 lives there.

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@Floydchels Spoken just like a 6’5” target player, a whining striker.

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@bamagirl_4_eva Mexican food is peasant garbage.

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@Jassmini2 There is nothing that CR7 does better than Messi except flop for DKs.

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@PerryBentleyPA @ArcainiLuke @baseball_ref Premium defense = Up the middle = C, SS, 2B, CF.

Premium Hitting = The corners = LF, 3B, 1B, RF

Same as it ever was.

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@ArcainiLuke @LesBowen @baseball_ref Maybe because he’s a step away from any ball hit in his direction.

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@HawkEmDownChris Barkley’s is the only mic I’m turning ON.

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@OleTimeHardball Willie Mays. The most toolsy on the team.

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@cjlowecfb Who made the call? “The guys in New York.”