Spaceman Eddie

Unfair to the Imbalanced. I'm annoyed, therefore I am. Motivational mime (Let’s Go!). Perennial Bumper Car World Champion (ret.)

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As a (skin tone)(country of familiar origin)(religion) (gender identity)(generation)(level of education)(class level)(occupation)(infirmity) sufferer and proud (philosophical school of thought)(party affiliation), I can state unequivocally that everyone else is full of shit.

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@Ralphie561 @EliotShorrParks @EmmanuelAcho Acho still has a grudge against the Eagles and Andy Reid from ping-ponging him from practice squad to roster.

Turns out that he’s not good enough in two professions.

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@shazzeeburke @EliotShorrParks @Eagles In the words of the preeminent sports philosopher: For Who? For What?

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@EliotShorrParks I’d argue that the timeline started when Hurts was involuntarily in the blue tent during a drive and Dalton was throwing an interception.

The only debate: Who decides what the Main Thing is.

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@dferrel15 A

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@SportsPlusStock This just in: There’s only one ball.

Historical perspective: 1977 76ers had a ball shortage too. So, they traded McGinnis for Bobby Jones and Kobe’s dad for a draft pick that ended up being Charles Barkley.

Stick to your spreadsheets, Junior. The adults are working.

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@PhillyPatriot09 @Jeff_McLane Your willing ignorance is astounding, even in the Trump era.

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@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash Sorry. It’s Kobe. No need for him. Only one ball.

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@ConorONeill_DI Abe Vigoda, just behind the Coke bottle on the table.

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@TheRealBGood215 It’s called the Shooting Mukuba.

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The better team won. Play the song. #76ers

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@SosaTheWinner Wilt.

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@thisismarlow_ @PhillyPatriot09 @Jeff_McLane I vote the latter.

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@PhillyPatriot09 @Jeff_McLane Hurts’ lawsuit would get dismissed before the ink was dry because he hasn’t been damaged. Idjit.

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When your team won the NBA title, did they get a prime time banner raising on one of the 3 major networks? I didn’t think so.

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@RushmoreLists Maurice Cheeks is a Hall of Fame glue player. So was teammate Bobby Jones.

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@notcrotonix @jjones9 @JClarkNBCS @TheAthletic State damages, then prove that negligence caused them, stoopid.

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@TheRealBGood215 Sean McVay = The Boy Blunder. Hollywood Hype.

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@mayah_890 6

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@td_nash @SheKnowsBall_ I hate him, but Auerbach had all cheating bases covered - the visiting locker room, the dead spots on the floor, the clock operator. And he didn’t need 46 assistant coaches taking valuable seats.

Runner up: Daly. People forget what he did in Philly. The rest are frauds.