@wil_da_beast630 The whole getting your own planet full of blonde hotties as you become god yourself is fairly blasphemous.
Satan and Jesus as bickering brothers is also fairly evil in the eyes of most Christians.
Turns out that @LeaderJohnThune was totally projecting when he said the SAVE Act was an influencer campaign.
Senator John Thune is compromised by a company that literally exists to sell access to himself.
Pass it on.
"I'm a polytheist who believes God was once a man, that He's married to a female goddess and they live on a planet called Kolob, that Jesus and Satan are brothers, that there's a potentially infinite number of gods and I'll one day become the god of my own planet populated with my celestial space babies, I deny every single essential Christian doctrine, and reject every historic Christian creed.
Now explain to me why I'm not a Christian right this second."