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I'm too perfect for a new year's resolution!😎 #flawless

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@jadeslavin92 @Beyonce This is the advantage of being tall! Head over heels over the crowd!😎👌🏽

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@JustEatUK "Abit busy" is an understatement. But, thank you. 3 phone calls later and over an hr and a half waiting time. I managed to get hold of the sales rep, and he dropped me a few pointers.😥

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@JustEatUK love your continuous tune on repeat, whilst put on hold. Think no staff are at work yet. Another 2 minutes gone by since Ive tweeted this!🤔

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

Great finally meeting you @JusReign Hope you enjoyed the mithai basket gift. I'm just gutted that i didn't get you two to take a photo under my takeaway sign aswell.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Sickening. https://t.co/ndRH97Hkwx

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

Been watching you since day 1 @JusReign proud if the way you represent us punjabis and the least I can do is support you for putting a smile on my face!👳🏽‍♂️❤😎🤣

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@paulchowdhry Thank fuk I didn't need the bathroom, coz you woulda ripped me to shreds if you saw me!😢 Seriously awsome entertainment! Haven't laughed like that since your pc show! God bless!🤣😂👌👊

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

When you flick your sign to match your boys whip!👳😎🚗 #abduls… https://t.co/pULVLFNKHu

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

If u don't like where u are in life......Move. You ain't a fuckin tree hoe.

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

It's that "Next Generation" ting! 👳😎🍔🍜🌯🍗🍝🍢 #abduls #abdulstakeaway… https://t.co/Nk513xP6GC

[Warburtons @Warburtons]

Proudly presenting the greatest bakery story never told…#PrideAndBreadjudice, starring @PeterKay_co_uk

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

Reformed the world of modern art! #HughHefner #playboy https://t.co/md5hl3jAT9

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

How a woman should be @simoonclaridge 👸💖 perfection!👌 #thatdressthough #dontmakewomenliketheyusedto #playboy #art

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

The duo of duos! Broke my ❤ when this partnership dissolved. 💔 #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #alltimegreats #prisonlife #humanity #truelove https://t.co/ulbSatnAj7

[Orange Is the New Black @OITNB]

🍊 is the new @blackmirror.

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

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Invest in a calculator boys and girls! #calculatormusic #Despacito #JustinBieber #music #calculator 😎

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@jadeslavin92 Jacamo!😎

[Waleed @Waleed_Din]

Luckiest man ever 😂😂

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

Eid Mubarak everyone!! #eid #eidmubarak #qurbani #celebration #party #meme #festival #holiday

[LADbible @ladbible]

RT for the chance to win 2 tickets to Oktoberfest in Munich thanks to @TheBeerHawk. Flights & accommodation included – must be over 25! 🍺🍺

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Dublin, Ireland STAND UP! This one is for you!
Dedicated. @BeatsByDre #AboveTheNoise

[umar akhtar @SpaghettiBonds]

@yasminkasapx Where is this? Looks awsome!😎