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Pos aver qué pasa

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[@sindizulu86 @sindizulu86]

Me showing up at the bar again after they put me in the uber to go home 😅😅😅😅

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy por mandar a todos a la mierda pero recuerdo que tengo un pedazo de pastel para comer en la nevera

[Anubis @eduantao]

meu bloco de notas do celular é tipo

- lista do mercado
- carta de suicídio
- receitas fáceis

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[yagi @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

my biggest fear is sitting on grass in shorts and a bug crawls in my pussy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

my cousin had a string quartet play at his wedding and right before the ceremony started my uncle says [basically at normal speaking volume too loud for a church] I feel like I'm on the fucking titanic

[🧬⛓️𝕭(jörk)𝖊𝖓 M.S.⛓️🧬 @papi_lechuga]

got so high last night I woke up to the chilli’s app installed on my phone

[shablowsk @virtuallyself]

eating popcorn in a movie theater and wiping my greasy hands on the pants of the guy sitting next to me

[ēdē @theidi_]

Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

[naiive @naiivememe]

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

[໊ @oockreg]

My husband broke one of my toddler’s crayons five months ago and she has not missed an opportunity to remind him of it. The other day she found a broken crayon at the pediatrician’s office and asked me “did Papa breaked this crayon?”

[Lolo D. Amazon @BigYellaBtch]

This is frying me

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup😭😭.