Spam Donaldson - Internet Anchorman - parody

Expert news commentary from the middle of the midwest.

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[SubX.News® @SubxNews]

Chicago is the criminal selfish city with a criminal selfish mayor and it shows everywhere ... can't use the bus stop yes when it's raining.If you're using the bus 7:02 PM, June 08, 2026 Michigan Avenue.

[Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex]

Google’s defence against musicians’ lawsuit is doubly sickening.

First, they say the musicians have no evidence Google trained on their videos. But that is because Google refuses to reveal its training data! (Sir Demis blocked me for asking what they train on.)

Second, they say YouTube’s Ts & Cs give them the right to train on people’s videos anyway. But it is career suicide for a musician not to use YouTube. This is a huge abuse of Google’s market power.

Google is trying to punish musicians for its own lack of transparency, and arguing that it has rights no musician intended to give it.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Arizona State University filed to use eminent domain to steal a 124 year old Phoenix home from a senior homeowner

The man who owns it is a 89 year old senior citizen who’s owned the home for 50 years

ASU says they need the land for their downtown health campus

ASU made multiple purchase offers, they’ve offered up to $850,000 for the home. The homeowner keeps refusing. So now they plan to just take the home with eminent domain

If eminent domain goes through he’ll be forced to accept the appraisal price

[Jack @jackunheard]

BREAKING: ActBlue CEO just pleaded the Fifth and refused to answer questions about foreign donations to Democrats.

G U I L T Y

[Spam Donaldson - Internet Anchorman - parody @SpamDonaldson]

@zhusee2 The rounded corners thing is a little played out at this point, glad they're heading back the other way.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A band called Cor64 plays Nintendo 64 video game theme songs live and their GOLDENEYE cover is fantastic 🔥

[Reclaim The Net @ReclaimTheNetHQ]

The UK is drafting a law to jail tech execs for 5 YEARS if they refuse to build scanners that scan EVERY photo, video & message on your phone.

Refuse the backdoor = go to prison.

All while screaming "think of the children."

[AF Post @AFpost]

Following his guilty verdict, Karmelo Anthony began sobbing and shaking as his lawyer asked if he could take him somewhere to pull himself together.

Judge John Roach Jr. curtly denied the request, saying Anthony was now in the custody of the sheriff: “Things move differently now.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You should watch what you become proud of tolerating. Bad sleep, poor health, constant stress, fake friends, dead work, emotional chaos, weak habits. Some men do not escape hell because they learned to decorate it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"

Uh… don't murder?

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

BREAKING: FOX NEWS REPORTS

KARMELO ANTHONY IS GUILTY OF MURDER

[Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV]

Spike Lee: Donald Trump is a distraction!

Also Spike Lee…

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

The fastest way out of a big L is - dress like you're that guy. Get a fresh haircut like you're somebody. Then do something bold for absolutely no reason other than to feel alive again. A pitch, cold approach a girl, a wild offer that has no business working. Heavy moods cannot survive bold action. Move around. Refuse to sit still in the darkness. You do not think your way out of a bad place. You move your way out.

[Sam Procrastinates @SamsProStation]

You can't replace this with a machine

[Spam Donaldson - Internet Anchorman - parody @SpamDonaldson]

@MarkHalperin That's a great visual lol

[Spam Donaldson - Internet Anchorman - parody @SpamDonaldson]

@Cernovich Thats when I knew it was time to have kids, i was thinking to myself

"what are they gonna do? Stop me from going to the bar with my friends who are doing nothing with their life?"

Never looked back.

[Spam Donaldson - Internet Anchorman - parody @SpamDonaldson]

@signulll Looks like Star Trek tech is here earlier than expected

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Caught dead to rights on bodycam throwing a man off a bridge. 😳

The second the cop gets out and pulls his gun, this dude immediately hits him with the classic: “He jumped! I ain’t do nothing!”

My guy… the cop literally watched you launch that man like a redneck shot put. The victim is doing the backstroke in the river trying to survive, and you’re standing there doing the “Dindu Nuffin” special right in front of bodycam footage.

Zero accountability. Zero remorse. Just straight denial while the evidence is both on camera and splashing around in the water below.

The lack of self-awareness is actually comedic at this point. 🤦

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Overhead in my office today:

1: “Did you see 5 people got stabbed at Penn Station?”

2: “Did they get Trump?”

1: “I wish”

This was said out loud on a packed sales floor at one of the largest companies in the US like they were just casually talking about their weekend.

Dems are fucking lunatics

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

While everyone is talking about the LA election, just remember that posting discrepancies about the 2020 election used to be grounds for suspension on Twitter 1.0

Trump himself was banned here

That's how bad it was before