Juliette Tulliver

Spankee and writer in the North of England. Spanking short stories out now.
Get the book: listen to me read them:

[Lady Lola @LadyLolaLondon]

Socks up and short down! The Head Mistress will see you now…

[Melissa Todd @MelissaRTodd]

Packing for a bondage session which is very much not my forte. I tend to use gaffer tape which isn't pretty but does work. Always take good sharp scissors too. People panic.

[matt @Matspanks]

Hands on head with your knickers around your thighs. Stand in the corner and think about your behaviour

[Laura Lupin @bugsandfishes]

Whenever Antiques Roadshow is on the telly my favourite people are the ones who proudly say their grandmother worked as a maid in some big country house and was given this nice bit of VERY EASILY CONCEALABLE silver as a token of appreciation by the lord and lady of the manor.

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

New slippers. It's hot to be slippered with a manly leather slipper. Humiliating, though, to be given a red bottom with something topped with a pompom.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we need to normalize reading parties where we invite a friend or two over and share some drinks and snacks and spend a few hours reading together in cozy silence.

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

Christmas time, with all the talk of naughty and nice, feels like it should be super kinky. Somehow, though, it isn't. Possibly it brings us too close to our real childhoods?

[Muse @SpankingMuse]

Just threw a paper airplane over the wall of my cubicle and into my co-worker’s cubicle 😂 my first attempt at introducing some much-needed silliness into this corporate work environment. Further experimentation is needed to find out just how many shenanigans I can get away with

[Spanking Theatre @SpankingTheatre]

Wake-up spankings are an under-appreciated way to start a day. Spankings can be the culmination of hours of thrilling anticipation, but what about being spanked without any warning at all, whilst your mind is drowsy and groggy, and your eyes are still blurry from sleep...

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

Twitter suspects that I have no humanity. *I* have no humanity?! What about all these sadistic spankers?! *They* are the inhumane ones.

[Shannon @ShannonJCurtin]

I'm scared to say it too loud, but have we culturally decided full-butt panties are good again? I've seen a few emails with links to full-butt panties and I'm so excited.

Can we stop pretending thongs are comfortable? Is the nail in that coffin?

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

*furiously scribbling notes*

[Buttons Booty @ButtonBooty83]

There needs to be a version of Alice in Wonderland when she gets back and gets #spanked for talking to strangers and following them into unknown places and not telling anyone where she was going! Honestly 🙄

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

Yesterday I underestimated just how much my bike needs new brake pads. I sailed downhill, through a red light, past a police car. This should be inspiration for a hot spanking roleplay, but the officer, when he pulled up alongside me, seemed to be about 15. Am I... old now?

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Greensleeves is playing in Westminster Abbey for the #Coronation. It’s worth remembering that this song has been interpreted about being a woman who sells sex.

Mini thread

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

Now I'm looking for alternative uses for it. Scented loo roll fort? I guess I could throw scented loo roll over the house of my enemy? Find a local Ricky Horror showing? (Google says it's a thing.)

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

I accidentally bought scented loo roll. I know some very kinky people, I've heard a lot about what they like, but I have never met anyone who sniffs an artificial floral smell and thinks, "ummmmm, chemicals, I want to rub that on my privates!"

[Pain Party Zine @PainPartyZine]

Pain Party 4 'Everyday Kink' is available to order! The Afterparty edition is now sold out. Get the zine for £4 UK/£6.50 rest of world.

[Juliette Tulliver @SpankJuliette]

@ArielAnderssen Are you still in touch? The easiest thing would be to ask her.

I'd go back to the proofreader and ask whether this is their general position on the term fat, or is about getting the right level of gentleness towards your friend. The latter could be solved in other ways.

[Candy ☀️ 👙 🍹 @sweetAFmaybe]

I’m bad on fucking purpose because I like spankings ok? 😝😈