More @kevmsmith81 wisdom...
"There's more chance of me sucking my own cock than Southampton getting three points tonight... And you've witnessed my lack of flexibility"
Love this man ๐
She's the kind of girl who is confident enough to shit in a workplace bathroom without a care as easy as if she were reapplying lipstick.
What a psycho.
Amid the sallows lives a poison
Fool stumbling merrily
A rehearsed skit
A dirty
Designed only to alter
Cats and pigeons alike,
Set to murder
Oh, the absence of truth
Mellow shithousery at best
All that is gained
From such endeavours
Their faces never shone
In our light