Gemma Smith

Kitten. Gin drinker. Tries to feel the moment. Dances like an arthritic jellyfish. She/They.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@goddesscleo Yes! 👋🏻

[videos that boost your mental health @cheerfulclips]

I’m just gonna scooch in right here

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

He’s right👏

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@oldenoughtosay I thought the question was "how many do I normally put in my stew"

I realise now that this is a much higher stakes question than that.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@JonathanPieNews Fuck.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Americans enjoy one last vote for old times’ sake

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@oldenoughtosay I feel this, *and* do the same thing with my car.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@BladeoftheS @AnonymousUK2022

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

How's it going with my new housemate?
I asked Starmer if it felt strange as an Arsenal fan not to come second in a two horse race and now he's not talking to me... #kitileaks

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@theyasminbenoit Also, they should try and throw this defense at a sex favourable ace!

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@james_cj_w https://t.co/XXKQTbglMh

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@james_cj_w Well no, the tickets were free.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@james_cj_w Is this the thing we all bought tickets for?

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Satisfying photos for perfectionists - thread 🧵

1. Crescent Moon bridge by Yier Wang

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just found out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is important news.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

My favourite bit of Fatboy Slim's "I See You Baby" is the car alarm. #FatBoySlim
#IHearYouBaby

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

@SoVeryBritish Red.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

I'm usually pretty chipper on rainy days, but standing in the pouring rain for an hour because not a single bus has shown up on time, with capacity to take passengers, has been a test and a half. #StillChipperThough

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

Now I think about it there were, in fact, three dogs. There was one running about the station. I hope they got their train on time.

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

There's three dogs on my train this morning!

[Gemma Smith @Sparklylilgem]

Calm down everyone, it's only two dogs and a fluffy coat.