Twospoon

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

@beefeatergrill What's the deal with your menu? I'm staying at Plymouth Premier Inn and have a meal voucher for my stay, but nothing on the menu comes with vegetables! I don't count a few peas as veg. No pies either. What gives?

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

Gas + Flash Grenade = FAIL 🔥🤦‍♂️
Name: Twospoon
Platform: PC
#PUBGEPICFAILS

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

https://t.co/Uh9VHnehKi
Name: Twospoon
Platform: PC
#PUBGEPICFAILS

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

@asda After a very inconvenient episode at Asda Broadstairs, could you please look at changing your process to deactivate tags on steaks when bought through self service tills? The till didn't print my receipt and security held me back for 15 mins while cameras were checked! 😡

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@its_menieb @InfinityWard All these people saying they don't ban for no reason... don't believe it! My friend got banned a few weeks ago, for no reason. And I mean NO reason. No explanation, nothing. He 100% does not cheat. Then after about a week he was miraculously unbanned. Again, no reason given 🤷‍♂️

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@WJacky101 I watched it going over from the UK last night. Awesome to see through binoculars... I could just make out the orange glow of the thrusters! Amazing!

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

@beerded_brewer @WJacky101 Sorry dude, but you may as well be playing as offline game against AI. That's what PUBG has become.

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

@WJacky101 This is terrible. I played Vikendi FPP at 5pm today on EU servers.... just discovered it had 85 bots in it.
I'm sorry, but that isn't my idea of a multiplayer game.
This is the worst thing to happen to PUBG since... well... ever TBH!

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@WJacky101 Now you'll never have to leave your man cave! 😁

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

Thanks for all the laughs @JeremyClarkson, @MrJamesMay and @RichardHammond. Together, you've been the best thing on TV for the last 16 years! All good things come to an end eventually, but I can't wait to see the new specials.

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

I'm in the running to win an EGX 2018 ticket in @JackFrags and @IntelUK Competition! https://t.co/b3ecjtmuUa

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@ja3st4r just played a couple of rounds of scavenger.... and realised its pretty much the same as gunmaster, lol. #bf3aftermath

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@ja3st4r lol... might have to follow sue bo

[Twospoon @Sparky_DC]

Just loading up #bf3aftermath @ja3st4r

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@killerfreek #hashtag @ja3st4r .... this is all a bloody confusing mess!