when a man has nothing to be proud of in life, like a high randubs win percentage, schustats ranking, or subregion pr placement, he turns to meaningless nonsense like academic success, a fulfilling job, or a long-term relationship
was napping and had a dream that there was a new nba player called mustafa christmas and his signature move was a stepback layup. he would go directly under the rim and then stepback and lay it up. sensational stuff.
Datamining Paper Mario: Color Splash reveals that Ludwig has an attack called the "Ludwig Bullet Kill Attack", where he kills Mario with bullets. Previously thought unused, it was now discovered that Ludwig will use it if Mario has no Tail stickers and is broke.
really beautiful moment at the kids piano recital yesterday when an old asian gentleman, who clapped politely for his granddaughter, rose to his feet in roaring ovation for the random HS senior who annihilated a transcendent performance of "merry christmas, mr lawrence"