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Why the fuck am I on twitter

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Look into my fortune toilet bowl and behold my powers. Yeah, that piss color right there? Major recession indicator, yeah, no yeah, I know yeah I got an ad for Reddit earlier so this for sure checks out yeah- uh, specific stocks? no man sorry one piss a day, yeah no idea man

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@gingerbreadween

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Whatever radioactive tick bit Will Toledo and turned him christian is going to a place worse than hell I guarantee it. Remember what they took from you (holds up printed out image of Nervous Young Man album cover, in all it’s pixelated and shittily cropped glory)

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Always about race you people sicken me

[gingerbreadbedhead @gingerbreadween]

WHITE MAGE TORIEL 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Modern Trigun adaptation being the stupid whatever the hell Trigun Stampede is when it could’ve been in Cyberpunk Edgerunner’s style and cool and awesome and had a good soundtrack- *an arrow pierces my neck and I immediately start choking on my own blood and gurgling. I die*

[CK @1985primetime]

Kitty

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

that one homie thats cannon fodder

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Flashing your highbeams to let people know there’s a cop hiding instantly makes you reach nirvana with your selfless and noble actions

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Yeah life is beautiful or whatevr gah I get it alright

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Holy larp

[☈€ᗰ☡���↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Interrupted a conversation between a man and his demons 😭

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Shit so rough you just start taking your clothes off. Fuck, might as well settle in

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Everytime I get a severe weather alert I start jumping up like I’m gonna do something man. I don’t even know what the fuck I plan on doing it’s just instinct, call that survival

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Chugging 3 mimosas at breakfast might not be the move. I will learn and grow from this experience thank you

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Finding a beautiful pirating site that’s the equivalent of a lush mountain blooming in the spring just for their servers to get nuked in less than a week. Thus is life, but I shall prevail.. onward

[Shaq @ShaqMaadWolf]

OKAY @dextersoy THIS IS GODLIKE
I WILL not MISS

[jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

they let anyone in my steam dms

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Damn it’s almost like that was always inevitable because the only thing keeping it going was billionaires shoveling money into it to keep it from immediately falling apart because it’s not sustainable at all. Weird. Must be a pibby glitch

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

AI COMPANIES ARE FINALLY GOING BROKE

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My guy

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Prime Video knows I’m only there for da Bob

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Prime Video knows I’m only there for da Bob

[necromecca @EDENPOIS0N]

missing the best one