@Ayohugh@hannahrosewoods Look, I dealt with this earlier in the day - Hunt was out of #ORDER! Do I still get access to the Commons Bar if I get a peerage? #AskingForAFriend https://t.co/Jb7N2sncf7
@MmzelleFrenchie No it bloody isn't! As if I haven't got enough to deal with, he's doing the #Budget2023 straight after #PMQs... 🙄 I'll no doubt be eating lunch at about 4pm - might have to have a glass of red 🍷 to wash it down before I call Hunt into my office for a carpeting. #FFS
@MmzelleFrenchie No it bloody isn't! As if I haven't got enough to deal with, he's doing the #Budget2023 straight after #PMQs... 🙄 I'll no doubt be eating lunch at about 4pm - might have to have a glass of red 🍷 to wash it down before I call Hunt into my office for a carpeting. #FFS
My budget tomorrow sets out the next stage of the Government’s plan to halve inflation, grow the economy and reduce debt.
Building on the stability we gained from my Autumn Statement, I will set out the next steps to drive economic growth across the UK.
Rather fond of turnip pizza 🍕 myself, but chefs in the Commons Dining Room tell me it's not been a big seller in the past so they're sticking to the pheasant & venison toppings for the time being. #ORDER https://t.co/mhWuoJdYCZ
@ChrissieGrech@leeandersonmp I have to deal with these pricks all day! If it makes you feel any better I punched him in the Commons Bar the other night after he took a swing at me for rebuking him. One left hook to the chin and he was on the floor - one-nil to the Speaker! Don't tell the 'papers. #ORDER
@walks_sc @andyindk @Jamesbobble@DgLimited@ABridgen Sorry @walks_sc my diary is chock full of drinks receptions plus I spend half my life dealing with incompetent MPs so your complaint is probably in my overflowing in-tray somewhere...🙄 I'll have to get the Deputy Speaker on the case. #delegation#ORDER
@mrdissent @PeteWishart @goanabootbiddy I had a bet with the Deputy Speaker in the Commons Bar that I could put a procedure through on this that hadn't been used since before the Second World War. Won a crisp £50 note - which reminds me, she still owes me the cash! #ORDER
@particulates21 Look here @particulates21, I play snooker with the Deputy Speaker every Tuesday night and we always have a few glasses of wine 🍷. Quite frankly the last thing I want to do on a Wednesday lunchtime with a hangover is #PMQs.
Ah, Saturday afternoon - I always like to spend this time working out which cabinet minister will resign in the coming week. Had @SuellaBraverman as a dead cert but having to revise my forecast with @DominicRaab now a strong favourite! #ToryShambles#government#MPs#TipOfTheDay
The House of Commons sits from 2.30pm today.
Find out what’s on in the House of Commons today in the #OrderPaper: https://t.co/iVj58xBSDD
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@moodyoldblue Look here, before I became Speaker I was a member of the Labour Party I'll have you know! Got to be impartial now and quite frankly I'm sick of the lot of them braying like donkeys during #PMQs. Plus I'm hungover again after yet another drinks reception last night...🙄🍷#FFS
@NEILK1952@SkyNews Bit unfair Neil - hectic few weeks and it's tough to keep up with what the hell is going on to be honest! Looked at the evidence, remained impartial, used my discretion, had a few glasses of Malbec, and decided everyone already knows they're #ToryFascists#FFS
@tivaisgreener @MattHancock I have to remain impartial in these matters, as I'm sure you're aware - and I have to use discretion on points of #order. However, in this case I'm prepared to make an exception - the attached clip tells you everything you need to know. #EGO#HancockOut
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The House of Commons sits from 2.30pm today.
Find out what’s on in the House of Commons today in the #OrderPaper: https://t.co/IBeMTaasnW
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@EV4Business @HouseofCommons Sorry, I was too busy making sure all of the bloody #clocks in this place are going to be reset over the weekend - very #important work, I'm sure you understand. #clocksgoback Anyway it's #POETS day so I'm off duty! #FridayFeeling
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The Palace of Westminster is home to over 2,000 clocks that have to be manually reset by our clock mechanics twice each year.
This week's #FridayPhoto illustrates just one of the many clocks around the palace that will go back by one hour on Sunday morning.
#ClocksGoBack