Cmdr Luca Shepard

Too old for this shit//Paragade//18+ Only//SFW on TL// #MassEffectRP

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯
ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ”
#MassEffectRP
SFW, mature themes (drinking, violence etc.)
18+ only
Ships w/chem
more detailed info below.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace It’s not that hard, it’s a 3x3 square

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace ( he said, like a liar )

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace you busy?

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace 10-4.

And no I haven’t.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace I don’t know if I have to get much more drunk but I probably will. You know where the apartment is, right?

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@bioticmenace I’m on shore leave but I’m definitely not sober

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@Turian_Pilot @SpectreSeiei I don’t have an issue with creeps.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@SpectreSeiei @Turian_Pilot What the fuck, Seiei.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@SpectreSeiei @Turian_Pilot Wow.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

I’m being hyperbolic but almost nine feet tall is fucking massive.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

I definitely don’t want to see vids of it.

[⚡Cicero Kovarik⚡ (long hiatus) @bioticmenace]

Watch a few vids. I know how HUMANS have kids.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

Look I ain’t know shit about how Turians have kids

[⚡Cicero Kovarik⚡ (long hiatus) @bioticmenace]

Can't believe he's being racist after I [REDACTED BY AUTHORITY OF THE CITADEL COUNCIL]

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

Fine, the size of Taetrus. Fuck knows how you were birthed there. You guys come out of eggs or something? How the hell did you come out of a living creature.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

Not all Turians are from Palaven, Commander.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

It’s not small, you’re just the size of fuckin Palavan.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

This ship is too small. I cannot count how many times I have hit my head on the ceiling.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

…but sometimes my enthusiasm gets the best of me.

Please never feel obligated to interact or respond to all the shit I do, sorry if I’ve ever done ‘too much’ or annoyed you, please feel free to DM if I make a misstep or if you DO want more attention.

🤲 thanks and sorry

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

.:{ what’s up gamers gonna post this across alts on behalf of anxious insecurity:

I know I’m terminally online and can be somewhat obnoxiously excitable, especially with people and characters I like.

I try not to be overzealous in my tags, my posting, following on alts, etc…

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

@sentineIxd .:{ so do I, I have shivers as a back tattoo and Many Feelings

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

“Anyway.”

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

“That means I have to remember your first name now too?”

It’s a gentle tease that he follows with a gentle tap of knuckles to Kaidan’s shoulder.

“I get what you mean. It’s still…it’s something else. Feel like if I ever got the shot to just be a civvie again…?”

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

Shepard trailed off with the sag of an almost-frown.

“Might be nice. Still would probably feel like faking it. Pretty sure my body’s about half metal, and with everything…shit. They’d probably have me doing talks at high schools.”

With a grimace, he claimed a table for two.—