Stratos Incultix

RP Profile | 18+ Only | Spectre in Training | Turian | Former C-Sec Lieutenant, Special Response | Hands too big for this tiny device

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

"Listen here, if I'm being honest
𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦"
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SFW, mature themes (drinking, violence etc.)
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[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@KintsugiAure Following you on the Extranet does not constitute ‘watching’.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

Space.

[Kintsugi and Feltus @KintsugiAure]

where the fuck is everyone

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@bioticmenace I am uncertain how a rat would get on the Normandy.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@KintsugiAure I do not recall ever “babysitting” you.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@bioticmenace I hope not.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@RenegadeMasala .:{ yea I’m just a tired lil man

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

So there I was.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

I suppose we will have to find out. Come down to my room and you can assist.

[Saren Arterius @Saren_Access]

Hopefully this does not mean the head trauma has impeded your ability to count.

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@AaronWilts Much appreciated.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

This ship is too small. I cannot count how many times I have hit my head on the ceiling.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@AaronWilts I am used to the Citadel. The ceilings are quite high, and where they are not, I am unconsciously aware of how far I must lower my head at this point.

This ship is giving me a headache in particular.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

Not all Turians are from Palaven, Commander.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

It’s not small, you’re just the size of fuckin Palavan.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@Saren_Access @SpectreSuspicio He is pretty drunk already.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

He insists on trying me in hand to hand combat but realistically I’m pretty sure he can wipe the floor with me if he ACTUALLY tries.

[Cmdr Luca Shepard @SpectreSuspicio]

Happy N7 Day, I’m about to get absolutely shithammered with Big Blue and we’re gonna throw down

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@Saren_Access It seems like he makes plans and forgets about them ten minutes later if they aren’t work-related.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@Saren_Access …Yes. But I am pointing out in the case of purposefully getting in a fight with Shepard, biotics would hurt.

As pleasant as they CAN be.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@KintsugiAure @bioticmenace hi }:.

[Stratos Incultix @csec_turian]

@KintsugiAure @bioticmenace I heard commission }:.