#IMayBeAnAsshole
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But I'm not the asshole that wants to divide our country.
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I am the asshole, however, that remembers an entire generation that put their differences aside to pull out their penises for a gorilla
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#ripking#harambe
#IMayBeAnAsshole
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But I'm not the asshole that joined in screaming, "Drain the swamp!"
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I am the asshole, however, that points out Trump wants to be Shrek so badly.....
#IMayBeAnAsshole
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But im not an asshole that thinks aliens aren't real. Those Fuckers ABSOLUTELY exist
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I am the asshole, however, that is noticing that Mitch McConnell is starting to act a little strange after the USA admitted to aliens being real.
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BREAKING: I just signed legislation to cap co-pays for EpiPens at $25, insulin at $35, and asthma inhalers at $50.
New Jersey is now one of the few states leading the way to cap out-of-pocket costs for these lifesaving medications.
#IMayBeAnAsshole
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But I'm not the asshole that becomes famous by trashing others on social media
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I am the asshole, however, that reminds everyone that #Vine was the best and I'm in a book about it.
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#thosewerefuntimes#doitforthevine