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He/Him. I’m actually an algorithm designed to make unfunny tweets. Leftists. Super Mario Maker 2 world champion (for 6 hours once). Ask me about Wind Energy!

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maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

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@6w5348 @whatkamisays “They could take advantage of it, they don’t deserve it, it’s not fair, what about me”

IDK man maybe you just suck as a person. Maybe love and support for your fellow man is too hard for you.

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@6w5348 @whatkamisays Yeah, you actually are supposed to have compassion for other people.

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@bryceless_lund @nin10doland Only two of those are new game reveals - three of you stretch it and call Switch Sports Resort a new game instead of a remake of Wii Sports Resort

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@bryceless_lund @nin10doland There were 45 games/game collections in this Direct. Name 5 new game reveals that we should all be excited for.

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@nin10doland Also, why are we pretending it’s bad or unreasonable or disqualifying to want a Mario game from Nintendo? The company whose mascot is Mario?

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@Again_fr_bruh @Banannoid @DoomriderX @ceroribi The Direct featured 45 different games. Only 11 of them were new reveals, including such gems as Ninjala 2, Jujutsu Kaisen Rumble, Hello Kitty Party Land, and Atelier Karia.

Call me a snob but I don’t see anything wrong with wanting a new Zelda game over Pikuniku 2.

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@Banannoid @DoomriderX @ceroribi You caught me. Sorry I’m not hyped enough for Junutsu Kaisen Rumble: Survivation or whatever you’re on about

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@DoomriderX @ceroribi People who like games usually want there to be more new games to like

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@Amexy446956 @lippyncott @qcaggro @HuggbeesTV POV Xenoblade fan rushes to their keyboard to argue that the franchise is technically profitable

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@jennaia07 @AthanTheGuy Yes it also would have been bad to end a Nintendo Direct with a different Zelda remake with no gameplay footage

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@RyanEll42529135 @Stizzlbeans You’re right, Xenoblade 3 is a game. And it is new. But I’m not exactly the minority opinion about it. The median opinion on Xenoblade is vague indifference, followed by cringe, followed by die-hard support.

For what it’s worth I hope it’s a really good game for your sake

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@RyanEll42529135 @Stizzlbeans Look man I just don’t really wanna play the magical anime highschool elf children game

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You can tell Twitter is full of bots because everybody on here pretending they’ve played Xenoblade

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@RyanEll42529135 @Stizzlbeans One is a DLC, one is a game they already announced in the last direct, and Xenoblade is… well it’s Xenoblade.

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Also, there's a new newsletter. It's very short, but you can read it here!

https://t.co/6fdrF840OQ

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New adventures are blooming in DELTARUNE Chapter 5, coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch on June 24 as a free update! #NintendoDirect @UnderTale

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Sorry to keep you waiting!

DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT.

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@WeegeeWuvver I can’t believe they announced for the Nintendo Switch 2!

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We really got 30 minutes of info on Soulslikes that nobody cares about and then just 5 seconds of info on the Soulslike everybody cares about.