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My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor

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Prosper Faggot

United States, Census, 1900

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Yes i was bernie sanders

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@boomhotdog2 International forced bit

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@BenPollock15 @celestinvalsch I died in that game so many times growing up that fucker is not immune

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@BasilNoMoney I actually did get shadowbanned for a few days but it's because I middle click autoscrolled my timeline for like 15 seconds as a joke while screensharing and it thought I was a bot or something

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@uhh_luc Why not iffo

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@Mercurial_Marc2 @Miao_oUu @Clownii_the_imp @yabouuuu748 I only made the connection when I saw the person I replied to referring to them as Doc Ock, and have experienced bigots posting that ack image at me many times over the years

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@ironcrakka How many joysticks does it have?

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@needle_d_16 @IsaacKing314 It's like how flattery is the act of flattering. It was a pretty big gear-clicking-into-place moment for me when I figured that out, haha

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@adarshsolanki @IsaacKing314

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@sampladelica They're panicking internally because they think they've been clocked

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@JsChillinDillin @voiddd035682 How do you know this

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@DustyDrifter1 @MikeDrucker "mara largo" 💔

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@Troglodyte_guy @virtuallyself Holy shit, that's horrifying

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@R3NAISSNCE @BenisXDDDDDD Uh yeah most kitchens do

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@ATKequity @hellspatisserie If you are in a place of being able to start a business, you are so very far from being fucked up

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@NeoliberalAkiho Are you approaching it from like a "consciousness feels so special that it feels wasted on just a random pleb"? I can't say that I've ever thought about that

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@iamjayfg @BriggyTweets @secantsegment Every so often we're graced by an oldhead spitting 180 proof wisdom on this app

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@luauregistry It went from a joke to good advice

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@its_mirrors Lerp lerp lerp scalur