According to reports, Keir Starmer wrote hundreds of handwritten notes for every single member of No.10 staff. Have I Got News For You got exclusive access to a handful of them
This is the first time a transport minister has come into administration from a majority nationalised railway since the release of unrelated techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam".
What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.