Splitter-Speedy

28, Full-Stack Developer, Rock- und Metal-Fan, Bayer, verrückt und stolz darauf, Parkour🖤
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[Splitter-Speedy @Speedyschmid]

Ich hätte auch nie gedacht, dass ich sowas mal machen würde, aber ich schreibe aktuell an einer Geschichte ^^'
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Es geht dabei um die Erlebnisse von Splitter, meiner Tiefling Blutjägerin aus einer aktuellen DnD Kampagne.
"nicht wirklich schlecht" @MrSandoron

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[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a mountain goat.

Mountain Goat: why am I called a mountain goat?

God: cause you’re a goat who lives in the mountains.

Mountain Goat: do you always name every animal so literally?

God: [crossing out Savannah Stretchy Neck and writing in Giraffe] n-no.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a honey badger.

Honey Badger: do I have thick skin?

God: yep, nothing can hurt you.

Honey Badger: bees?

God: no.

Honey Badger: snakes?

God: no.

Honey Badger: words?

God: only if you let them.

Honey Badger: [determined whisper] words can never hurt me.

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[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Walrus: i’m a walrus.

God: ok.

Walrus: I’m basically a sea lion.

God: ok.

Walrus: but with Saber-Toothed Tiger fangs.

God: w-what?

Walrus: and a big ole Tom Selleck mustache : )

God: [sigh] I knew create yourself day was a bad idea.

Flying Squirrel: [gliding by] WHEEE!!!!

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