Charlene Porter

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did you wrong.

[Charlene Porter @SpellNita]

What men do vs what women do at the pool http://t.co/dRoJdGP3lQ

[Charlene Porter @SpellNita]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Eva Kurtz @GretaFrom]

A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own damn present!"

[Rachel Strobel @AhmadzaiEloise]

Kids these days http://t.co/wTYrkuiK2e

[Charlene Porter @SpellNita]

An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.

[Jennifer Thompson @Lily2Klys]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?