Spence Roper

I love to stand up. I love to comedy. You do the math. I'm really fun.

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If you're not 30 yet, what are you even doing?

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Do picky eaters deeerve love?
https://t.co/LkLTzNvZEz

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Helpful tips to be on time to stuff and not die in bathroom fires.
#comedy https://t.co/NOOteBTmiS

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This blew me away because I had NO IDEA you could even buy a KICKERS JERSEY. That's wild.

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Billboard trends on the highway can get...exciting.
https://t.co/badNJz1eeP

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Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery is hot topic on highway billboards.
https://t.co/IU1xhvhamb

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How did Satan rack up a MOUNTAIN of W's?
By naming the Mormons.
No, really. That's how he did it. Let me explain:
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If The Trump Vs Biden presidential election is giving you 2020 PTSD flashbacks, try focusing on what was FUN about 2020

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MAN VS BEAR teaches us: Men and Women shouldn't be living together. It's not natural. https://t.co/hVcgim9HZU

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Identifying children these days can be tricky. https://t.co/ZrDItrKy7A

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People are asking if you would rather run into a man or a bear alone in the woods.
I for sure choose man.
For starters, would be nice having another dude out there with me-
especially If we run into a bear.

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My new mission is to tell the Tim Ballard story because, man it is funny. Except for the sexual assault part. But everything else, my oh my, it is a good ol fashioned LOL

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@spencerhall That's certainly a possibility. Totally unrelated question: How tall was the milkman?

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@shunn @ClaudiaRoseNYC @WiseguysUtah I feel the bit is more about people who don't like fishing and how they are still good people

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@spencerking I'm swelling with mountain west conference pride right now. As far as I am concerned, a win for San Diego state is an almost-win for USU. So looking like a possibility USU could almost-win NCAA championship

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@tomclarkcomedy Got me again
you son of a bitch

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@daxson Is seat cleanliness and toilet paper supply being factored into decision ?

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@ericarhodes You're not

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@spencerking 🤘🤘🤘

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@HobbsPresents I pray for world peace and to end child hunger.