Spenser Wilson Bolte

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@JosephPera Your show acted as a meditation for me, and one that helped me find gratitude for my life. I deeply hope more can come one day. If I ever hit the lottery, I’ll be reaching out to fund it.

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@QuinnGFields Cash me outside

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Being pro-treason but anti-mask probably wasn’t the best strategy.

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@BrantRussell It’s AMAZEBALLS

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There are many ways people can be categorized, but this distinction speaks of me prominently. 1: Those who see a half full box of wrapped Little Debbie’s in a parking lot and walk on by 2: Those who pick those fancy cakes up and give them a proper home. I am of the latter group.

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Take away my beard, and I'm "White Guy Blinking"

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There's not much worse than knocking on the door of a multiple person bathroom. BUT WHY DID THEY PUT A TURN HANDLE ON IT?!?

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@Johnfrias11 Here to serve.

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Last night I realized for the first time that Netflix stands for Internet Flicks. I’ve had it for 6 years.

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“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - fantastic movie. Just great. Felt every emotion.

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Quote of the day from an 11 year old: “Did you know racism is coming back? God made us all don’t you think he wants us to f****** get along?”

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Pretty sure I just burped audibly in a phone message to a parent in need of crisis services. I tried to finish the message first. I tried.

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I'm 26 and I just realized the biggest flaw in the realism of Monopoly: everyone starts with the same amount of money.

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*Favorite 3 year old grabs my headlamp, shines it around and then gasps*
"We could make it spooky everywhere!"

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PSA: Coast Modern finally put out their full album.

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If you're staying by yourself in a hotel, is it more wasteful to use all the shampoo or just a little of the shampoo? I say the latter.

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If you haven't listened to The Almost's "Southern Weather" in a minute as I had, do yourself a favor. It's still good. It turned 10 in April

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Just watched my favorite 6 year old pour "Slap Ya Mama Hot Cajun Seasoning" into his mouth and play off the immediate regret and water trip.

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@kmgood8908 @poperandyharris taught me that one!

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I don't actually understand how the effects I experience through only modest amounts of coffee are legal.