Chris Malarkey🦇🔊

[Chris Malarkey🦇🔊 @SpeshelChris]

@danieltosh is the reaction video to old mariachi Mexican eating dog pussy? You never brought it up again.

[Bassnectar @bassnectar]

Obama was handed a ruined economy & a cock-blocking Republican congress. He hasn't solved every problem yet, nor could he have.

[Chris Malarkey🦇🔊 @SpeshelChris]

Keenan and Kel for shure...#90sareallthat

[DaveHolmes.bsky.social @DaveHolmes]

The Big Man, The Master of Disaster, Clarence Clemons died today. Whatever your horn, grab it and blow the shit out of it right now.

[Live5News @Live5News]

It is now illegal for police to mail traffic tickets in South Carolina http://bit.ly/mmoFwe #scnews

[Chris Malarkey🦇🔊 @SpeshelChris]

@Live5News your link doesn't work for the traffic tickets article

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Sad that as a result of that @RepWeiner scandal, people are now referring to the male genitalia as a “Weiner”.

[Gene Frenkle @smokin_joker]

#wordsthatcanstartawar "i declare a war on..insert country name" i believe thats how they start?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I don't understand board games. I literally have no Clue.

[Chris Malarkey🦇🔊 @SpeshelChris]

Damn...just realized I retweeted a gossip girl quote.

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I'd be like a genius.

[Alyssa уα ∂ιg? @ThatKidLyssa]

RIP Guitar Hero now you can put down the game and go learn how to play a real instrument

[rafa g @raafaelgui]

Blame Nicki Minaj? no no, Blame It on the A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL. q

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

The White Stripes were still a band?