Jeff

God's gag gift to women.

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@1966_andallthat @Jreale @jessesingal Very clever. I would try to use this in real life, but no one I know would get it.

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@MsMelChen @MrWinMarshall Dazzling!

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@MsMelChen I'm willing to bet he would love the places in China where they skin dogs alive before butchering and cooking them. He could go, "See? I only electrocute my dog and force her to stay on her bed for 8 hours a day as a prop for my streams. I'm a SAINT!"

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@MsMelChen @axlhwang @SwipeWright True (at least for me). By the time Sydney's near my age, those boobs would be well below her waist.

I've always been more attracted to a woman who could get away with wearing a T-shirt with no bra. Don't think I'm the norm though.

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@MsMelChen Man, you're really "milking" this! 🤣

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@IonaItalia I did not watch it, I did nooooooot. Oh hi, Iona.

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@GSpellchecker The level of trans-fat phobia on display here really weighs heavily on my heart. 😢

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@MsMelChen The following sentence is a psyop.

The previous sentence is not a psyop.

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@owenbroadcast KOTH always reminded me of The Andy Griffith Show.

Hank = Andy
Peggy = Aunt Bea (sort of)
Bobby = Opie
Dale = Barney Fife
Bill = Otis (sort of)
Boomhauer = Floyd the barber

But I'm old. Anyway, one of my favorite animated shows.

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@MsMelChen So you're disagreeing with a Columbia University-educated sexuality EXPERT? For shame, Melissa. If the past several years has taught us anything, it's that we can't disagree with the experts! What are you, an anti-toxxer?

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@buitengebieden Proof that dogs can't look up?

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@Undoomed The Autisticrats

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@iowahawkblog

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@MsSecular Same here, and I keep confusing the two.

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@MsMelChen Why did it take me more than two seconds to realize what the "b" word is? I'm slipping.

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@salonium Yes, but I don't know where I first heard it. Probably as an undergrad ages ago (English lit or philosophy class?). I don't know if I've heard that pronunciation out in the wild. Whenever I hear someone say forbayde, I usually say forbahd in my head, as if I'm correcting them.

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@Serena_Partrick Wait, you mean to tell me that a woman changed her pronouns to they/them and *then* gave birth?!? How is that even possible? It's a miracle!

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@DrProudman "Proudman" For the love of God, rename yourself.

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@jonkay Announcing the new Chevy Nova 2SLGBTQIA+. It comes standard with a massive, heavy-duty trans-mission.

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@Slatzism Huh, I didn't know humans could reproduce asexually. Learn something new every day.