Anish

Because Nietzsche is dead. One typo in every tweet.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

@Kulfei "Dalal Street ka gunda hu main"

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The world is not ready for @ScrewderiaF1’s meme knowledge. This guy is the greatest F1 Memer, and bro is now on a generational run on Football.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

Mum: We have an Ai brand at home.

Ai brand at home:

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Ai-CHA, the Indonesia-based tea and premium ice cream brand, plans to open 500+ stores across India over the next three years.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

“Everybody is a Ferrari fan, even if they they're not, they're a Ferrari fan. Even if you go to the Mercedes guys... Even if they say that 'Oh yeah Mercedes is the greatest brand in the world', they're Ferrari fans.”
- Sebastian Vettel

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Congrats on your first @ScuderiaFerrari win, @LewisHamilton 🫶

#McLarenF1 | #BarcelonaGP 💃

[Anish @Spicemonk]

Ageing like fine wine!

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Michael Schumacher got his 1st victory as a Ferrari driver in Barcelona in June 1996.

Lewis Hamilton could get his 1st victory as a Ferrari driver in Barcelona in June 2026.

This would be so poetic.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

Who should play Brunson in the movie adaptation?

[Anish @Spicemonk]

“They have wells of salsa”

This post single handedly is lifting up the image of USA.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

Eight years, that was the difference between the first trillion dollar company and first Trillionaire. EIGHT YEARS.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

@F1 Moral of the story: Never serve your penalty, always add it to the final standings.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

For the love of god and everything heavenly, PLEASE ASK FABLE TO ROAST YOU.

You’re Welcome.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

@9to5mac My 64GB m1 air after the update, YOLO 🫠😂

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Is there a simple app that turns text into audio? locally without sounding robotic?

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@verstappenews

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This is happening as we speak, again 😂

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

@MercedesAMGF1 @F1 @MercedesBenz @MercedesAMG should I pick up guys??

[Anish @Spicemonk]

@verstappenews Say what you want but Max puts his money where his mouth is.

[Anish @Spicemonk]

@maxsredbull Yeah, that’s cancelled. 😞

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@amgmotorsport @MercedesAMGF1

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Toto is personally smuggling Titanium Dioxide to Europe 😂😬

#MonacoGP