@ClayCooleyAutos “shop me first shop me last” is the most retarded fn saying and makes no sense. Please tell Clay that he needs to speak with me. I will not buy cars from him based on this gay statement alone.
@RobGronkowski man tf up and join the @USArmy if you want @USAA coverage. I’m tired of you trying to back door your way into slightly above average insurance. That is stolen valor. Join the army or find a new country. #stolenvalor
@NewbergReport We call them spicy sex panther games, Jamey. When he pitches I dress up as a panther and go out into the night consuming serranas wrapped in pepper jack cheese. Then I work out my lat(z) before going out into the night AGAIN but this time to stop crime and commit some of my own
Day 1 of socially pressuring @FlatbushZombies and @FlatlandCavalry to collab on a full length LP entitled either Flatland Zombies or Flatbush Calvary or Big Titty Boys