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i do science

[soli @solisolsoli]

By zen iizuka

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

The epidemic has not subsided

[Hyperion 🐬 @Glycine_enjoyer]

when an egirl turns 23 but keeps posting

[mac 🐀 @SpicyMacky]

@Golfing__Jack @ReporterOriana yea we’re complaining about a private company being on an identification card, not complaining about someone being able to identify with their preferred identity. is that too hard for you to understand? it can be a bit tricky, I know!

[Moonhead @itsmoonhead]

Ordered one of these as a kid, what a let down that was. Learned what being wronged felt like that day. I hope everyone involved with this product died a painful death.

[Andolini @dillets3]

What if Pomni had a built-in emote where she rips off her clothes and gets fucking naked

[mac 🐀 @SpicyMacky]

@nikthehat Are you advocating for her? At best, she was reckless and irresponsible, and took two lives. Not sure what the debate here is.

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[🪲io S2 SPOILERS @i0lanthe_]

Oughhh😢💧💧 i donr knoe😿 😭💧💧❔

[jolly @woja999]

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

[Grace @gracecamille_]

3 glasses of wine deep and saw someone outside smoking a cig

[dond @DawnedEUW]

league of legends ranked is such a beautiful game unlike any others. you can load into a game and know the next 30 minutes of your life will be completely fucking wasted because your toplaner called TungTungMalzahur locked in Shaco top and there is nothing you can do about it

[xeca @matheusxereca]

"i have a breeding kink" IT'S A FACTORY SETTING IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE!!!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

its Tell Me Why You Did That To Me Thursday

[joey @grinschorus]

Steals all your fucking water droplets

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage