Meet Borris also know as Hippo. His qualifications include, but not limited to,
Dog bod ✅
Photogenic ✅
Amazing bleb face ✅
Absolute unit in dominoes ✅
Built for cuddling ✅
Contagious smile ✅
He will be the Busch Dog Brew Dog.
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Why does everything have to beep so loud huh? Like who the fuck thought my air fryer needs to sound like a peterbilt in reverse? I'm making chicken fingers at 2am shut the fuck up