Jessica Drew

I never felt like a superhero. Then I became a mother. Now I know what being a superhero really means. What even is sleep?

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“The strangest bit about motherhood isn’t telling Gerry not t’eat tampons. It’s learning that this thing that is one hundred percent all yours isn’t really yours at all. It’s knowing that you will never know the being closest to you the way the rest of the world knows that being”

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

//this is fabulous!//

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Okay but no. My kid, the cutest potato EVER, sincerely likes that damn dog better than he likes me. He likes the dog better than the ghost too but they are, at least, in competition. Isn’t it Kate’s dog? If it isn’t can it be now anyway?”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

@SpiderWomnDaily “Because there isn’t quite enough sexual tension or weird relationship dynamics yet?”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Are there any female heroes currently pretending to be dead or being hunted by SHIELD? I seem to have become home for heroes suffering these plights but there’s too many men. I’m outnumbered three to one. Four to one if you count the dog. Send help.”

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Still so cruel?

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Snowy Saturday mornings are made for staying indoors and dancing in the kitchen.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“My son doesn’t like ‘If I Fell in Love You’. In related news I’ve a barely used babby human for sale.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Dancing with Gerry to ‘Mad Season’ in the kitchen and it almost makes living with my ex and my love interest worth the stress just to be able to have this moment.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“My son likes my ghost more than he likes me. It’s alright though, I suppose, as he likes Lucky better than anything. Even life I think.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Bit smarmy.”

[Noh-Varr @MusicalKree]

"Place doesn't look so bad.

You know... for a human's place."

https://t.co/YUfR1Tx9xc

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“If he is I petition we call him Junk-Jess from now on.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

@MarvelousQuips “Psssh. Hardly,” she lied easily.

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“Hey, so my kid’s completely in love with you and I might be too?”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

@MarvelousQuips “But violence makes almost everything more enjoyable. And it’s purely hypothetical.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

@MarvelousQuips “The babysitter. Also, hush. I’m entirely out of my depth and not against hitting.”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

@MarvelousQuips “Yeah? You think? Are you making fun of me?”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“If I rent the apartment above mine then I can Okay ‘knock three times’ and my ghost might meet in the hallway? Maybe?”

[Jessica Drew @SpiderMumJess]

“I’ve an awfully big mouth for a woman living with two men who really can’t afford being found. Need t’work on that.”